Tortoise because you couldn't make them fight so the tortoise out lives the armadillo for the mother fucking win. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Superman vs the super massive black hole in the center of our galaxy.
Well, Superman can pee in the Black Hole. The Black Hole cannot pee in Superman. That makes the Black Hole his bitch. Dick Cheney vs. Dan Quayle?
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