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The "Where The Hell Did I Put My Lighter?" Thread

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. #1 M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013
    I dunno if this thread is gonna succeed or not, but I just wrapped an absolute fat head and just as i was about to spark it and get hella high guess what happened?

    Can't find my fuckin lighter anywhere in the house! It's frustrating but funny at the same time. I know alot of you must have been in similar situations in the past!

    So discuss your missing lighter storys :laughing:
     
  2. #2 kayakush, Mar 8, 2013
    in my pocket
     
  3. #3 goofyrider, Mar 8, 2013
    Whenever I focus real hard on rolling a fat, perfect blunt.
    I'll always misplace my lighter before bake it.
    Or I'll lose it mid sesh after packing a fresh bowl.
     
  4. #4 smokingmarathon, Mar 8, 2013
    Every time I go home from college I lose my lighter! :( I can't figure out if the town's just cursed or somebody keeps lighter jacking me...
     
  5. #5 M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013
    Lighters will always dissapear no matter how closely you keep an eye on them haha. It's the way of life
     
  6. #6 HollowedHero, Mar 8, 2013
    Sometimes I forget and realize that I'm holding it...just like guitar picks!
     
  7. #7 Tokerton, Mar 8, 2013
    Everytime you lose a lighter get a new one instead of searching. You'll reach a point where every time you look under a bed, in a corner or in any pocket you'll find a lighter. Lost lighter conundrum solved.
     
  8. #8 masterchiefer, Mar 8, 2013
    if i "lose" my lighter, it's probably in my pocket, coat pocket, different pair of pants' pocket, in the couch, in my car. sometimes it's in my lap in a crease in my pants or something, too.

    i'm always like... "shit, man, just rolled this awesome doobie and i can't even smoke it!"
     
  9. #9 M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013

    I share your pain my bruva :(
     
  10. #10 8ight, Mar 8, 2013
    Dunno where any of my lighters are... I spent 15 minutes looking for them last weekend.

    Oh well--my vaporizer only requires an outlet, so it's not a big deal. :)
     
  11. #11 IDatDude, Mar 8, 2013
    LOL

    Greatest thread of all time....i think EVERY stoner goes thru this problem multiple times a day haha

    But it don't get worse then this.

    I remember the second time I smoked out of a bong ever, I took a huge rip of of AK-47, and as I was awaiting for my second hit. It suddenly dawned upon me "oh shit where my lighter?!" (we each had our own lighter to speed things up)

    So im frantically search everywhere in the room, table tops, couch, etc. I swear this is all true...so as I frantically search I noticed all my buddies bust out laughing uncontrollably. I have no idea so i turned around like "WTF?!"

    One buddies who is holding stomach goes "dude...seriously?! U playing around?"
    I'm like "wtf man? what r u talkin bout, and why u guys laughing?"
    He goes "uhhh...dude check your left palm."

    It turns out I had the lighter in my hand the whole time i was lookin for :eek: LOL

    Fuck...gotta get some of that ak-47 again lol.
     
  12. #12 DiamondSupply, Mar 8, 2013
    Last night,was high. When I come back home,I usually put it between my radio speakers(3 speakers) and I wake up this morning,go on the pc,search for my lighter near the radio. Can't fuckng find it,so i'm like: My dad came and found my lighter(with resin on the bottom of it)so I start shitting in my pants and I check everywhere...lighter ended up beeing in my pants.

    :mad:
     
  13. #13 brogrammer, Mar 8, 2013
    When I'm half baked, mid session I ALWAYS lose my lighter while clearing my bong. It's usually on the window sill, floor, or on or behind my bed.... the worst part is I always tweak over it, then I'm like oh. its right here....
     
  14. #14 M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013
    Yeah haha you start to worry wen u first realise it's missing :laughing: but when your super stoned and can't find your lighter it triggers a lil panic attack for some reason.

    I've wasted my whole high before on a stupid scavenger hunt for my lighter lol checked the back garden the front garden the living room my bedroom basically the whole house and by the time I found it (back garden, buried underneath the bench I sit and blaze on) I was fully sober :( Waste of a high
     
  15. #15 Shizmot, Mar 8, 2013
    Ill have like 7 lighters and lose all those bitches then end up carrying four lighters in my pocket before I know it.

    Worse is when I'm looking for a lighter trying to spark my bowl and check my pockets 3 or 4 fucking times with no luck then out of nowhere like the lighter fairy came ill check and there my lighter will be.
     
  16. #16 Javarius Reptar, Mar 8, 2013
    Lighters are some magical shit dude.. I have like 20 laying around my house but can never find one when I need to smokee..
     
  17. #17 I Railed Hellen Keller, Mar 8, 2013
    I buy lighters like crazy, when I loose one I grab a new one there hidden everywhere they are like easter eggs in my house ha
     
  18. #18 M32 Blazer, Mar 8, 2013
    Lighters have there own brains. They exist to confuse and torment us
     
  19. #19 TeHNeutral, Mar 8, 2013
    Not a lighter but I just found a 2 year old pack of blunt wraps in my cupboard lol
     
  20. #20 KidLalo, Mar 8, 2013
    I once walked around my house retracing my steps looking for a lighter that was already in my hand..
     
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