the wheels on the bus go round and round

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by premont, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. read this and thought it was funny:

    There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the Pythagorian Theory?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.
     
  2. lol....so whats the answer???
     
  3. u dont get it...........?
     

  4. like i understand it, but what is the answer to the stoners question?
     
  5. there is no answer...thats the funny part....he just made up a question that didnt have an answer and didnt make sense to get $$50....thats the whole point of the joke
     
  6. thats a good one, i'm gonna use it if ya don't mind
     


  7. $40- he had to give $10 to the genius.
     
  8. well in the end yes
     
  9. ive heard it b4.. without a stoner though. still funny! =)
     
  10. oh, okay....it makes alot more sense that there is not an answer.
     
  11. Made me giggle lol
     
  12. the pythagorian theory(actually theorem) is A squared plus B squared is equal to C squared
    its to tell the length of the third side of a triangle when you know the other two i would have made more money than that stoner, anyone know this one,

    A man leaves home makes three left turns and returns home to meet two men with masks who are the men?
     


  13. HAHA OMG!! i think i laughed harder at that then at the joke, which was awesome. Not be a dick or anything dude, but thast hilaroius.
     
  14. yes it was =)
     

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