The What if?...Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Deleted member 97913, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Answer the blade above. Post a new one for the next blade/bladie. :smoke:


    What if SuperJoint was really RoboCop?
     
  2. He is.

    What if a mod deleted this thread?
     
  3. no fucks are given.

    what if mushrooms are immortal?
     
  4. Then 2012 is real

    What if the muslim extremists are right?
     
  5. No fucks are given. But really. haha. I don't care whose right or wrong at this point. No ones changing shit. Just bitchin, and bitchin, and bitchin..

    What if i'm right? :p
     
  6. #6 Limecat, Jan 28, 2011
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    You're not.

    Why won't this cough go away?

    edit: What if I found $5.
     
  7. You edited it on me you bastard. Then you wouldn't have to go to work anymore and your life would be one big party.

    What if my balls itch?
     
  8. Than itch you shall

    what if his balls blow up?
     
  9. Then there won't be any little bear cubs runnin around GC anytime soon.

    What if a tornado sucked the roof off your house?
     
  10. It wont, they dont climb hills..

    What if i drove to your house, and shit on your roof?
     
  11. #11 jamesh, Jan 28, 2011
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    As you climb down the ladder the shit will roll off and hit you in the face.

    What if the earth was flat?
     
  12. Then it would resemble your girl's chest.

    What if toe jam was actually music so you could actually jam to it?
     
  13. It can't, it does jam lord helmets radar though.

    What if aliens started falling from the sky. then woke up as robot super zombies that ate grass and elephant tusks.?
     
  14. um that sounds pretty cool, except i like elephants and i dont want them to be in pain when an alien is ripping their tusk off ):

    what if men had vaginas, and women had penis's?
     
  15. Nvm.

    Then... I'd be gay? I think?

    What if you pooped out your dick and pissed out your ass?

    o_O
     
  16. then both sexes would sit down on the toilet (;


    what if forks were called knives...? weird isnt it lol
     
  17. Then I'd stab you in the eye with a knife.

    What if every time you had sex, a monkey ran out and licked your balls?
     
  18. Then my girlfriend wouldn't have to do it. :laughing:

    What if... every time you smoked a bowl, you got paid $100.
     
  19. I"d be in an everlasting coma.

    What if you had the power of invisibility but were paralyzed from the knees down.
     
  20. as long as my wheelchair is too idontgivafuck

    what if shoes all turned on us and took us in directions we never wanted to go?
     

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