The ways I burn.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Woke_N_Toke, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. Oh shit I just burned a bowl in my bathroom at my dads house and he is strict as shit against anythin involvin smokin! but we had ALOT of leftover food and i wanted to burn then munch down! Pulled it off success. I wana hear about stuff people have done to smoke without gettin in trouble or evading the trouble. I feel like the fact I got away with it makes me higher haha:smoke:

    Stoned off some purple magic. Just some fuego purp!!
    :smoking:Burn It Down Live It Up!
     
  2. Oh hello buzzkillian do u have a good story for me?
     
  3. Man does nobody else have to be sneaky as hell to smoke sometimes?? Thats what i wana read about I know im not the only one with psycho ass parents
     
  4. maybe move out dude. i used to have those problems but i moved out good luck bro try smoking in your closet and opening your window with a fan on and something playing on the tv . blow your hits thru a sploof or t shirt and then spray some ozium and chill
     
  5. Oh i did move out man im on my own. Just stayin with my dad for thanksgivin break you know holidays.
     
  6. oh chill dude then yeah do the closet thing haha sounds gay but it works i got away with it at my moms house
     
  7. I don't really have to be sneaky or evasive about burning, a lot of time is spent at my boyfriend's house and he always has bud ^.^

    I definitely don't smoke at home though. Regardless of jobs or grades or anything, my parents are strict and anti-drug and it's just a lot less of a hassle.

    Regarding being sneaky, the only time I'm really cautious about smoking is when I'm burning in the car, not like traffic is paying attention but it wouldn't be smart to hit a bowl or blunt with an officer sitting next to ya ;)
     
  8. whats up with stoners and getting high in the bathroom, u guys always say smoke in the bathroom with the shower on and u wont get caught lmao i did that once and a hour later my mom came to my house and smelled it :rolleyes:
     
  9. Haha I have a 'sneaking' story. Weird though, I was sneaking IN instead of out my house, lol.

    I was grounded and I had work one night. I was off work early so I decided to stay out til when my parents expected me. I was going to blaze but left my bong and weed in my room. So I had to sneak in my house. rents, brother and sister were all awake and i even snuck past my sisters door which was wide open.. stealthhh man! :smoke:
     
  10. The roof is my house is a life saver.
     
  11. Haha worked like a charm! my lil bro walked in mid puff and i gave the deer in headlights look. he stopped bust ouf laughin and walked away lil shit! buzzkillian right there!
     
  12. Towel up your door..

    Turn on the Fan

    Open your window

    Make a sploof.

    (Toilet roll with dryer sheets in there.)

    And just chill and blow smoke through the sploof and spray oust..

    There is pretty much no way you would get caught haha.
     
  13. yeah bathrooms can work in your favor or they can really screw you over, last time i thought i was gonna get caught i blazed then hopped in the shower and my dad opened the bathroom door to tell me he was going to bed and i thought for sure he had smelled it but i guess he didnt however the window was open so im sure it aired out quicker than i thought
     
  14. Lol, youre supposed to exhale into the steam.. :smoke:
     
  15. You could just make a sploof.
     

  16. haha oh shit dude that sucks. one time when i was smokin in my closet my door randomly opened on its own. i almost shit my pants lol i thought it was my mom haha but turend out to be nothing. it totally ruined my high i was paranoid after that lol.

    is your bro chill with you smoking? like he wont tell on you
     

  17. I used to live in the basement at my rents house and id burn it down in the bathroom sploof oust vent on towel under door all that good stuff. but then id come out and be sketchin hard thinknin my mom would randomly come down one time it was thunderstormin and i kept hearin thunder thinkin it was footsteps and sketchin nuts about it! sucked

    Edit: He used to be chill with smokin ive got him stoned a few times but now my mom has him brainwashed that its bad so he wont rat but he doesnt smoke anymore
     

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