^kinda. long story < cant wait for thirsty thursday v likes touching baby sea turtles on their speacial places
^ Not sure if I do since I have never done it. < Woke up this morning in immense pain. v Knows how much it sucks getting their period.
^ The ex used to always complain. Then get mad. Then be all nice. Then get pissed for no reason... But luckily i'm a guy <Been burning all morning. Will prolly go burn some more shortly v Smokes cigarettes? ^Your avatar looks like a bloody baby popping out of a suitcase..with a fucked up leg..and an oversized head.. wtf?
^ I am more comfortable with a name like "Rob" or "Cockzilla"..."Joe" sounds like he wouldn't be still laying with me in the morning. <His high has made him feel the best he has felt in a long while. v Has thought to themselves, "Should I really be masturbating to this stuff? I feel kinda weird about it..."
^ Nope, I don't even need masturbating material. The best thing for me is to think about nothing. < Is still bitching about her fucking period. v Wants to kill someone.
^ a few people actually. < is wondering when the person who posted this thread months ago is gonna bitch at me for stealing his/her idea v has had sex in a refrigerator using only his/her earlobe
^Yep is was a threesome with my 2" lobes <is taking a few bong rips before my midterm v is scared of the dark
^Naw man i love the darkness. <Smoked outta the new bong, pretty fucking ripped. v Already broke his/her/someone else's bong/pipe/bubbler (or any other glass pieces)?
^ I've broke many over the years,,, this next bowl is for them! < got a cavity filled this morning and my face's still numb v has never known the touch of a woman
^ yessir. < feeling pretty stressed and anxious atm. v has had sex with someone that they weren't physically attracted to.
^not to my knowledge. but certain drugs make me do crazy things... nah mean <mr hooooooooooooddd v doesnt no who mr hood is
^ Good evening Mr Hood. < Is waiting for his friends to finish up Nazi Zombies so ActionThaxton can get a game in. V Thinks that by crushing a bag of chips, it'll make more chips.
^lol no that's crumbs <thinks semi new bong is one of the best I've ever had. I love that bong! v also knows bong love
^nope the only pc game id play is stepmania other than that im out skating <is throwing a quad kegger tonight that might as well be a rave, all my lightbulbs were replaced with blacklights. v is invited