By considideratly popularal demandation, here it is. Every stoner knows the hilarious moment when they're talking to their friend/dog about something and they attempt to say something profound and end up sounding like a jackfuck because our high asses like to tag random suffixes to the end of words that we have often already fucked up and/or use words in the completely wrong context (this condition is popularly known in the medical field as chronic Bushism.) Post yours, I know we all have them and if you'd like to you can include the story behind the words and what made them so funny at the time. Also, be sure to ridicule your fellow blades by quoting their posted stonerisms here so that everybody can laugh at them. Also, you may want to include a definition, this is a bononafided dictionarium after all.
Well, I'm not sure if this is what you mean. But my friend invented the word, "dollering and dolleried." I went to a vocational school, for Machine Trades. We had to deal with huge pieces of metal all day pretty much. Well, at school, our teacher likes to spend a lot of time on the phone because we were seniors, knew what we were doing and what not. So, we'd go out and smoke a cig. One day my buddy and I decided to go out back and burn a joint. We get back into the lab and our teacher was like. "Get the dolly and take this to Mr. Clark." There was a piece of metal about 300 lbs. We put it on the dolly and start to take it over. My friend decides he wants to run and see how fast he can take the corner. Turns out he couldn't do it very good. Ran the dolly into the wall and the metal plate fell. A teacher comes out of one of the class rooms asking what happened and my friend goes, "I was dollering this to Mr. Clark and accidentlly dolleried it into the wall and it fell." The teacher started to sniff around for a second then goes. "Get it where it needs to be and just get out the halls, you guys stink." Dolleried - Verb Past tense of dolly. Also know as dollied. Dollering - Verb Present tense of dolly. Don't think there is a real word for this.
cohabitate - to coexist in the same habitat as someone/something else I can't even tell u what we were talking about here. Already forgot...
"..fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiin...flumps" we were talking about iran, my friend was thinking of marshmallows. dunno if it fits here tho. what made it so funny, a bong and like , a half O between 3 people.
Clicketyclack - noun. A description of a metal-chain operated pulley. Often used for hoisting truss-rigs for lights and various other stage related items. Makes a distinct clicketyclack noise when operated.
Never thought of this because it's so common in my town. Though I have realized the more I've traveled around and smoked with different people they don't do this. Finger Roll - It's a easy way to pass the roach. While holding the roach between your index finger and thumb, you go over to pass it. When passing it, you'll put your index finger against the other person's thumb, with the roach in between. They will then put their index finger on the roach as you pull yours away. Harder to explain than to do.
Shambo's. Game. Say someone calls something... like Shotgun in a car or last beer... if they dont say "No Shambo's" then anyone around can call "Shambo's" on them. ((some people get into options/no options and all that shit, but im not goin that deep)) Once Shambo's have been called, you play rock paper scissor, 1 time. no best of 3 bullshit. All OFFICAL rock paper scissor rules apply. It's 1, 2, 3, Throw. Not 1, 2, Throw. You can also throw "paper" upside down ((palm up)) and its called "Serving a subpeona"
Sounds a lot like "Dollary", my friends word for food from the Dollar Menu. As in "Let's get something dollary". "McDanking" - The stoned quest to McDonalds. My best friends ex-boyfriend used to hate the word dank, I argued with him one night that it was a wonderful and versatile word, so he told me to use it as a verb. My reply was "Well, we went McDanking last night...". I have to include "Smorning" just cause one time my friend said "This fucking smorning" and it cracked me up. Man, I'm sure there's so many more, but I can't think of any right now. I'll be back to this thread.
"Mormonly" - Came about when I was smoking during Bravo's saturday Six Feet Under marathons and I attempted to describe Rainn Wilson's character. Essentially, someone who is geeky and subversive to the point of being creepy; often suspected of being a pedarest but is, in all actuality, totally harmless. "Computorial" - of or pertaining to the use of a computer and related electronic peripherals "Pedo-tastic", "Homo-nificent" - self-explanatoriational
hooferton- adj. one who acts especially in a way to recieve attention, such as at a party. there are 2 kinds of hoofertons: 1, the girl at the party who is overly sexual with everyone including acts of a self righteous nature. (the girl who insists on everyone touching, or feeling certain parts of her body). 2, the girl at the party who is excessively ugly either in appearance or in personal behavior, such as overly drinking, cutting themselves, or using outside voices while inside just to say something off subject. both are annoying yet the first one is more interesting and fun to a point before she moves on to the next guy. persnastified- verb, i was getting stoned for the first time in months and i was in a daze and only h alf listening to a conversation at a table and i heard this word and asked what it meant, but what they really said was, "the person asked if I" pedinkus- n. penis. used when speaking to your child in reference to his little peepee so as to have him recognize that its not a dick yet until it has little hairs growing off of it.
"femininity" - possessing qualities relating to and definitive of the state of a female. just typed it out in the yoshi is a girl thread. ok so I guess that's a real word after all. Well it's included because it fucked with my head and couldn't figure out to pronounce that shit.
Huh. We just teach him to call it a penis. All up ons-- someone/thing is in your face or on your back (or trying to sleep with you). As in, "Damn, that guy was all up ons. Bastard wouldn't leave me alone."