Hey Blades, First off, if you were looking for tips, I am not posting them, i want to know how myself. My Neighboor is about 38 and is FINE. She has perfect tits and a pretty face, and is SINGLE, and shes short but im about 6'2. My question is how to approach her, I'm thinking that it isn't the same as a girl my age, this is a mature woman. And no need for the "Throw a pokeball" or stupid shit like that. I actually am trying to hit this, she has been giving me signals if you know what i mean, like asking me to mow her lawn and stuff. And she works as a nurse at the nursing home where my Mom does, so i usually always see her if i drive my mom home. So help me hit it, with some tips. She kind of looks like that pornstar Kirsten Price, i think thats the one? anyway this could be your place to tell us stories if you have ever had a MILF expieriance too.
illl tell you this, im fucking jealous of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah mow her lawn, wait for refreshments inside
eeeeeeeuurrrgg just depends how old you are........38 is pretty old my man... like a 20-25 year old with a 38 old cougar is a little heavy....might be pushing the limits. Try it out though if you can actually tap it
daaaamn my neighbour wants me to wash her car, BUT SHE IS LESBIAN! you guys think i might have changed her mind? haha
put the bong down immediately! You are trippin! But OP I actually chill with my ex gfs mom all the time now. you just gotta treat her like every other girl really. I just go over and chill and drink with her and her other daughter. granted she is about it like would grab my shit in front of my gf to piss her off. If she wants to fuck she prolly just wants to feel like a kid again anyways im not saying baby her but ya know just be fun dont try to be her age just be you. and if you do, fuck the shit outta her thats what she wants!! you said she is single. i feel you extra tho bc its not only your neighbor but she works with your mom so if you fuck it up itll be wayy awkward. but good luck mang. oh and the lady im talkin about is 45 she could pass as a fine ass 35 easy but that dude talkin about 38 is fuckin crazy. Im 21 and she can get it.
Do you mean Kristen Price? A blonde with big boobs? Very sad what happened to her...I kind of boycotted her from my porn world... As far as hooking up with your neighbor...Tell her you are part of the Santa Claus Movement, a campaign that will help turn Santa into a tool for charity...You are responsible for getting this campaign started in your area, and wanted to see if she had any ideas... This would be an excellent ice breaker, and it would show her you take iniciative...I could help feed you the stuff to say ( kind of like the movie "Rosanne" with Steve MArtin) and much good will occur: You will fuck your neighbor, as well as help kickstart a global charity campaign...Man up son!! LOL!! I want to see if anybody can come up with a better solution? LOL!! Betcha can't!!
hey OP, just keep doin your thing, mow that grass, be yourself, watch for the right time, then JUMP ON THAT ASS LIKE A MUFUKKAAAAAAAA
Asking how to pull it off on a fucking forum means you already have zero game and will fail....very bad. Step one would have been to be a man and go talk to her, pretty fucking simple.
My first girlfriend's mom.... if given the chance I will hit that faster than you can say, "HOLY SH--"
outdoor, you act like people come equipped with game or they dont. the guy needs advice from people with some hardcore game, so he can step up his game. my advice, literally mow the lawn next chance you get, then ask for something to drink. that way, if she lets you in to drink, shes comfortable enough with you to let you in her home. mature women usually like mature conversation. and tomason.. go for it!!!!!!!