**The Un-Official Pet Peeves Thread**

Where im from, people call mids hydro or dro.

 

i hate it when people over toke the bowl like too many hits, esp when they dont throw down.... CAN WE SMOKE WITH YOU????LOL seriously.

 

i hate when people just watch a dutchie boat and don't do anything about it, when people don't know how to corner a bowl and people who prefer buying several bags of regs instead of a bag of dank.

 

I hate when I'm in a lecture, trying to listen to the professor, and people start packing up their shit and making noise five minutes before class ends. That really pisses me off.

 

the usuals:

- not cornering
- spilling bong water
- burning the entire bowl, only to blow the smoke out immediately as you cough for 10 minutes
- moochers

 

Your list is almost perfect except for you missed the assclowns who get so retarded they use half your bottle of rohtos on their face.

 

that's kind of personal preference. usually decent mids will get me perfectly high, and with my income, or lack there of, its much more practical for me to buy a larger quantity of mids than a lower quantity of dank, when mids will get me nice and high anyway. however, if im gonna smoke someone down i let them know its just mids, sometimes they'll just smoke me down on some dank instead or we'll do a bowl or each or something.

 

Well one of my biggest pet peeves would be a typical retarded clownassdumbass mofo noob, who can not smoke for shit, YET pretends to be the friggin top of the world smoker. I just hate these kids if you know what i mean. I love smoking up weed virgins but people like described above just make me want to not smoke at all, rather than waste my high being nervous that he will brake the house to pieces and shove munchies up his ass

 

when people cough into bong/pipe, when someone worries if there gonna smell like smoke when they dont have to leave for like 5 hours haha, also when people brag about how big there hit was..like honestly? it also pisses me off when people ask me if they wanna chill and then they ask if i got bud.

 

people who take your lighters after a session
ill give it to you to light a bowl not to take home
even though i have tons of them

 

Oh my god dude i feel you. I hate it when people say. "Yeah man i got some dro." So you got some bud that was hydoponically (sp?) but how good is it?..

My others are:
Pinchers
People who dont corner
When people act like they are super high
and im pissed because i got a GonG bubbler instead of a glass bong..

 

People who are super paranoid about being high. If you're worried about going home or whatever, just don't smoke. You're wasting your high.

People who don't corner.

When people ask if you're high.

When people point out how bad my eyes get. I know they turn blood shot after about two hits. I KNOW. They've been that way for years..

Lighter jackers. Than ones who lie about it.

People who say their weed is chronic & dank when it's not. Even my friends, not just my dealers.

Anyywwayyy, I could go on forever. I'll stop

 

when people are from 'cali' and they have good shit there right?

try to sell me about a gram of schwag for 25$, i lol'd when i said it smelt like schwag and found 3 seeds, hes like 'nah man straight kron' i was like wtf ever yo

 

People who call second hit or third hit who didn't put anything into the bowl.

People who take way to many hits on a blunt/jay.

When people who light a jay/blunt take like 5 hits and keep checking the end when it's clearly lit.

People who say they'll match one and after I smoke them down with dank they match with outdoor.

When dealers try to charge more than $20/g and $60/eighth (anything more is pure greed).

 

yea light jackers are on the top of my list. I'm ALWAYS the one in my group of friends to bring a lighter to a ses and there is always that one d bag there who takes it and i dont notice until hours later cuz i was too baked. But even on the days i remember as soon as the sess is over and i ask everyone to check there pockets it still doesn't show up. But next sess it always pops up from someones trousers . And they have the nerve to tell me its theres and they bought it weeks ago, like no dude its the same color bic w/ the safety off. /end rant

 

My main pet peeve is the kid in the group who assured you that he smoked before, but when the dutch gets to him HE DOESN'T INHALE! Lets the smoke sit in his mouth for 1 second and blows it all out. And then has the nerve to diminish the quality of my bud by saying his fatass didn't get high, and saying everyone is faking their high, this kid mind didnt even throw down, wasted my weed oh I hate when ppl do that.

Also hate that ppl think dro is a strain....almost got my ass kicked cause some kid said i sold him dro and not diesel.....got in my face and said This is fucking dro...really I didn't know dro wasa strain you ignorant prick.

and ppl who don't follow the golden rule.....Puff Puff Pass... not Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff Puff, puts more weed in the bowl Puff Puff Puff Pass....exaggerating of course but come on

yeah...srry if thats long and detailed

 

lol, The normal here is 25/g and 75/eighth.. Anything less is love&luck.