The TSA storytime thread

Discussion in 'Politics' started by pineapple skunk, Nov 25, 2010.

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    been hearing about some of the crazy pat down stories here and there, would enjoy a collection of some of the best ones. help me out!



    TSA pat-down leaves traveler covered in urine - Travel - News - msnbc.com
    Cancer survivor forced to show prosthetic breast to TSA agents at airport | Mail Online
    TSA pats down a screaming toddler : The Mommy Files
     
  2. lol, xboxerdude said quit looking at the rain drop and focus on the ocean!

    I like.

    this reminded me of a time where I told my teacher... "you are worrying about me skipping school, yet you don't worry about the government controlling us?" Teacher says " just don't let me catch you again".
     
  3. the thread was supposed to be about the mishandling of citizens, but i agree there are obviously bigger forces at work here than the TSA or its employees
     
  4. #5 xboxerdude, Nov 25, 2010
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    No, that would take critical thinking and self-evaluation. Mental overload:cool:

    but to be on subject take a look at the new TSA approved toilet paper[​IMG]
     
  5. TSA apologizes for forcing 4-year-old to remove leg braces at airport screening -
     
  6. Saw these posted on LRC:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyAautx-mVc]YouTube - AIRPLANE! II Airport Security Clip[/ame]

    (Go to :25)

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqEdM-pe_-0]YouTube - airplane2 security.mov[/ame]


    Not stories, but... :eek: :smoke:
     
  7. Jesus... this whole TSA thing reminds me so much of Half Life 2, it just has that authoritarian 'we control you and want to make that well known to you' vibe to it.

    Almost seems like they're trying to make a cage to lock you poor bastards in by making travel such an acitivty in drawing suspicion from these control freaks... :(
     
  8. [ame]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7AWw7t5zj0[/ame]
     
  9. Ahh mr. dick. I know everything about you...

    How so?

    Ah, well you see son, I got eyes everywhere, you cannot hide for what you have done.

    ......

    That's fine, don't speak to me, it is a violation, it is a law for citizens to tell the authority. I'll give you 5 seconds otherwise I will torture you to the end of days.

    What you want me to say?

    Now, thats more like it... Well too bad, I'll still have to torture you since you have done the immortal act!

    What act is that?

    Having intercourse with another girl...

    ......

    *shows video*
    Now, it's time to proceed to the torture chamber.
     

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