This sounds crazy, but *every* time I go through airport security, I get flagged by the 1mm wave scanner (that tube that you stand in with your arms raised). There's this big red blob on the display, around my crotch. They have to run their hands around it, up my legs, and around the waist of my pants, then they swab my hands for explosives. Is my crotch a potential terrorist weapon? WTF! It's so fucking humiliating and they don't find shit when somebody actually sneaks in a gun. I read that they failed to detect weapons on people and in their luggage like 90% of the time. Anyway, it's sort of funny when I'm not in the security line and think about the absurdity of all this.