The tree of destiny

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by Account_Banned283, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. #1 Account_Banned283, Oct 23, 2011
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    The tree of destiny is a huge tree, its leaves are pink and yellow, it lives by the side of a great lake that many people swim in during the summer. It is rumored that a man was once swimming in this lake at night time by himself, and he was so relaxed he fell asleep, so he began to drown, but as he sunk to the bottom of the lake, the roots of the tree of destiny pierced the earthy undergrowth at the edge of the lake, and travelled into the lake itself and wrapped themselves around him and brought him ashore.
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    Discuss.
     
  2. So this one time, I was out in a cow pasture foraging for anything of substance...
     
  3. #3 Account_Banned283, Oct 23, 2011
    Last edited: Oct 23, 2011
    :l what are you talking about?
     
  4. What do you want us to discus..
     
  5. Wow. A magic tree.

    Let's talk about how magic this tree is. Magic.
     
  6. the tree is not magic, what gave you that idea? :l, the tree is all-knowing, and it can time travel, but it is NOT magic

    okay?
     
  7. Did you know he drowned? Trees dont grow that fast. Plus who the hell falls asleep while swimming....
     
  8. no, he did not drown, the tree saved him. the tree didn't save him by growing, it only extended its roots to save him, its roots are already big enough to circle the entire earth, it is the tree of destiny

    also this man only fell asleep because the lake that he was swimming in is a nice and peaceful lake, because its in such close proximity with the tree, which is the tree of peace and destiny
     
  9. Therefore aliens...
     
  10. yes, aliens, aliens have been travelling across the universe in search of this tree, but they are yet to detect it on their radar, because this tree is undetectable to any form of machinery, because it is the all-knowing tree of destiny
     
  11. So tree=god. Ok well then couldnt the tree just do whatever. Like snap its fingers and make another person after this one drown. Itd take less energy then making roots move to pick up this guy. Plus it would get nutrients from his dead body.
     
  12. I'm lost bro. Where is this tree located?
     
  13. #14 Account_Banned283, Oct 24, 2011
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    no, the tree is not god, the tree is the tree of destiny, it does not need energy, it already is made of infinite energy, why would the tree want to drown anyone? i said before it is a peaceful tree, i cant see how your not understanding this?
     
  14. If you forget to react to inhaling water, can you really be considered alive?
     

  15. the tree is located in my back garden
     

  16. what? your post made absolutely no sense '
     
  17. Dude i get it lol im just fucking with you. I still have no idea what you want to discuss about :p
     
  18. I think there should be a more-or-less automatic response to inhaling water. So that no matter how relaxed you are, that would snap you right out of it.
     
  19. #20 Account_Banned283, Oct 24, 2011
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    oh, i forgot to say, he was so relaxed he fell into a deep deep sleep, that was a typing error sorry
     

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