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The Totally (Somewhat) Offensive Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by astro, Jul 27, 2005.

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  1. #1 astro, Jul 27, 2005
    Tell your offensive jokes! Maybe not anything that would get this thread locked, but jokes you wouldn\'t feel comfortable telling a group of old men in suits.

    I\'ll start.

    Q: What do you say to a woman with a flat chest?

    A: Nothing!

    Heard that one on the radio this morning. I was high and about died laughing. Maybe it\'s not so funny sober but the delivery was great. Anyway, I love those kind of jokes (off-color but not really offensive) so assuming this thread isn\'t closed, tell \'em!

    EDIT: No dead baby jokes. Everyone has heard them and they aren\'t funny anymore :)
     
  2. #2 DiAmOnD RaStA, Jul 27, 2005
    lol i have some great jokes, but this thread would definetly get locked! haha


    p.s.- sorry, but that wasnt funny lol.
     
  3. #3 grass roots, Jul 27, 2005
    what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


    nothing, you already told her twice :D
     
  4. #4 ruggles, Jul 27, 2005
    hahaha, thats horrible
     
  5. #5 Mr.bubbles, Jul 27, 2005
    yeah i cant really tell any of mine.....
     
  6. #6 grass roots, Jul 28, 2005
    ^
    no one laughed, you lose...


    what\'s the definition of a blond?


    a redhead with all the fire fucked out of her :D

    ________________________________________

    what do you call the useless piece of skin that hangs off the end of a penis?


    a woman :D




    edit: alright i have the best one...

    what\'s the difference between michael jackson and acne?


    acne comes on your face after puberty
     
  7. #7 thelittleguy, Jul 28, 2005
    because gc is too restrictive?

    i might tell some later...
     
  8. #8 Emory, Jul 28, 2005
    ^^^^^
    thats really fucked up man. i mean..... like, come on man.
     
  9. #9 ruggles, Jul 28, 2005
    haha im a redhead...thats pretty funny though
     
  10. #10 TheHempress, Jul 28, 2005
    Hello!! Some of us have children here, so knock it the fuck off with the dead baby jokes.
     
  11. #11 DiAmOnD RaStA, Jul 28, 2005
    well shit, i guess i WIN since my jokes got taken down

    Sorry whoever had to take them down, but honestly... its a dirty joke thread. i had to.

    EDIT***

    my girlfriend works @ a daycare and im around kids ALL THE TIME. i also babbysit a lot... no offense to anyone, but they are just jokes. If im not alout to post baby jokes, then noone should be able to post ANY mean jokes, some people just dont have the stomach for it
     
  12. #12 TheHempress, Jul 28, 2005
    I don\'t care what your girlfriend does for a job, dead baby jokes are not fucking funny. Especially to those of us who have lost children to miscarriage.

    And if I see another dead baby joke, the thread will be locked. For heaven\'s sake, astro specifically asked for no dead baby jokes.
     
  13. #13 RMJL, Jul 28, 2005
    Ok...let\'s stay away from racial jokes and dead baby jokes. I support the fact that they were taken down; however, I see a fine line and knew there would be one when I first saw this thread before I went to work.

    We\'ll do our best to be fair with your jokes but one thing about the City that makes it THE CITY is that we\'re all cool stoners that don\'t really want to offend one another in a serious manner. So, let\'s just use our judgement on the jokes to come. :)
     
  14. #14 Beckrp888, Jul 28, 2005
    Wow now.. first yur talkin bour redheads.. then women.. ouch.. i know thats the point but geeze
     
  15. #15 DiAmOnD RaStA, Jul 28, 2005
    Sorry it offended you, i totally understand why it was taken out... but then this thread shouldnt be called the totally offensive joke thread.. maybe

    \"Dirty jokes that dont hurt feelings thread\"

    Just saying, if someone reads a thread like this, they are lookin to get offended.
     
  16. #16 Beckrp888, Jul 28, 2005
    well its no biggie.. i hang around mostly guys and they lay it on me.. with the redhead thing.. and the woman thing.. it never ends.. redheads get so much shit.. \"heh.. heh.. firecrotch... red in the head good in the bed\" lol its rediculous.. and then they\'ll be like.. go in the kitchen and fix me food.. thats where you belong.. lol and the sad thing is ill actually do it.. lol its all good..
     
  17. #17 DiAmOnD RaStA, Jul 28, 2005
    speaking of that... not sounding sexist or anything but...


    What\'s the first thing a woman does after getting out of a women\'s clinic?


    A: The dishes if they know whats good for them



    eh, old joke... you are supposed to use a name of a popular women\'s abuse clinic around u...

    sorry if anyone here has been abused... i grew up getting punched in the face by my dad so lick my balls.
     
  18. #18 Beckrp888, Jul 28, 2005
    Yea.. my dad used to beat the shit out of my sisters and me too.. i feel ya
     
  19. #19 DiAmOnD RaStA, Jul 28, 2005
    shit happens, i havent even seen my dad now for about 6 years... im 18. If i ever see him again, i would likely beat his ass since he never got in trouble for what he did... and i am a HELL of a lot bigger then him. Im about 6\'4... 230 lbs he (last time i saw him) is about 5\'9... 155 lbs.


    ...lets get some kinda mean jokes goin!
     
  20. #20 RMJL, Jul 28, 2005


    I get you about the title. That\'s why I was concerned when I first saw the thread. We\'ll take the name change under advisement.
     
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