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The ten stoner commandments

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010.

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  1. #1 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    I have come to the seasoned tokers thread in the hopes of being critiqued by the best of the best. I have been smoking for six months and i thing i have created the basic rules for stoners to abide by. We have fought for years to be recognized as civil beings and not simple anarchists and I now put it to you, the best of the best. To decide and revise these 10 stoner commandments.

    The Ten stoner commandments

    1) thou shall not ***** lip dat shit. (nothing racist)
    2) thou shall repay thine Buddys.
    3) thou shalt not dis thy buddys choice in music. ( unless it's
    country... Fuck that shit.)
    4) when thy has bud in abundace Or excess thou shalt share.
    5) one shall never buy from anyone that also sells powders. Even
    stoners are above that influence.
    6) thou shalt never spill thy bong, for thy shall never hear the end
    of it.
    7) and ye, that thou shall scrape thine resin with every passing of a
    lunar cycle.
    8) thou shall never snitch, upon pain of multiple concussions.
    9) and ye shall rejoice, for the blessing that is satelite television.
    10) thou shall let pot revolve around thine life, not thine life
    around pot.

    please tell me what you think should be added or removed. Thank you for your time.
     
  2. #2 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    BTW i am not personally religous. i just thought it was a good format.
     
  3. #3 KannaMan, Feb 20, 2010
    Ionno, rule 4 just sounds like you wanna get smoked out... I hate mooches. >_>
     
  4. #4 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    i just use rule 4 cuz i smoke with a group of friends since kindergarten man. we share everythin.
     
  5. #5 lilsteve, Feb 20, 2010
    that was honestly one of the dumbest things i ever read, most of us just get high and do what we do, alot of us don't mind the other drugs too. There's no need for rules or "commandments" when it comes to smoking besides puff puff pass.
     
  6. #6 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    too many people bitched about puff puff pass when i first made it... i dont no y.
     
  7. #7 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    And cmon... dont snitch is a pretty universal rule 2.
     
  8. #8 th3_chr0nic, Feb 20, 2010
    I'll buy from whoever has dank at good prices, I hate scraping resin and smoking it, and when I have herb in abundance it's supposed to last me a certain amount of time. I don't care how much I have because I limit myself X grams/day. If I don't feel like ripping alone I'd call someone over but I by no means feel obligated to.
     
  9. #9 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    yeah fair enough. ill change that one. any suggestions on new wordings?
     
  10. #10 MaLfUnCtIoN5, Feb 20, 2010
    this may be just me but rule number 5 and i dont agree. I'll go wherever the best deal on the best bud is. if it happens that said person happens to deal other stuff, thats his business and it doesnt involve me. not my ass thats going away for it.

    but thats just my opinion.
     
  11. #11 4Cave2man0, Feb 20, 2010
    So uh....yeah I got nothin:hide:
     
  12. #12 dan k, Feb 20, 2010
    lol@ "noah" in tags
    it was moses bro.

    and ive never even looked at a bible
     
  13. #13 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    good point. i just never felt comfortable buyin from my old dealer that sold crack 2. if u have a new one to replace it post the new commandment and ill change it.
     
  14. #14 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    ...crap... :( i was raised christian and i still got that wrong. thanks for pointin it out man, ill try to change it.
     
  15. #15 Mid.Nite.Toker, Feb 20, 2010
    there, changed the tags. thanks for pointing that out. :)
     
  16. #16 Rerun, Feb 20, 2010

    Thats so teenybopper USA style.
    Let's make it this way:


    1) Share with your brethren and sistren.
    2) Use it, don't abuse it
    3) Give thanks and optional praises
    4) Quality over Quantity
    5) Thou shall not brag, modesty is essence
    6) Thou shall not mix alcohol with herb
    7) Do not lose thou lover over mary-jane related tribulations
    8) Puff, puff, pass
    9) Puff puff pass again
    10) Give thanks and praises again

    11) Satisfy your thirst and hunger :p


    :wave:
     
  17. #17 4Cave2man0, Feb 20, 2010
    100% Disagree with the alcohol portion

    A cup of some good vodka and a blunt then more blunts ??
     
  18. #18 mustbe18toride, Feb 20, 2010
    Thou shalt not rat out thy friends if caught.
     
  19. #19 Rerun, Feb 20, 2010
    Could work for people.
    It's just straight my opinion though.
    Besides that I've tried it multiple times, it just doesn't do me much good.

    Only when I'm "coming down" from being real drunk, a nice spliff does help, but that's not the same as being blazed and drunk.
     
  20. #20 haggs, Feb 20, 2010
    ummmmm



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