i'd say mine is somewhere inbetween johnny dependable and the gangstah kid. but dawg, did u draw these people yourself for this purpose?
Even though to narrow weed dealers down to 10 types means you'd have to generalize a lot, it's not a bad summary.
Haha, too funny. I think I have meet everyone of these characters at least once in passing. Great for newbies. I love the artwork, who did the drawings?
is there a female version? my dealer is a female and everytime i go over to pick up, she has some hot friends just chillin and smokin. i brought over some "brownies" after i made some and chilled with her and her hot friends, brownie, blunt and bong.
take away the cons and the warning and hell...u got this REALLY awesome kid i know.... See this kid, he was sick of all the other type of dealers. they pissed him off. alot. so he said fuck it, talked for a week or two to some ppl and now has 2 AMAZING connects. prices are fantastic because he realizes this: high prices = unhappy customers = only calls if NOBODY else can supply average prices = meh...customer = okay money but not steady lower prices = happy customer = more money/calls in the long run Live life by that my friends. Make people happy, they'll take care of you in the long run.
johnny dependable, gave him 2 tens one time instead of 1. he gave me the extra one back. whata nice guy!
I suppose mine would be Johnny Dependable, or Lord of Schwag, as a last resort. I've never bought off someone I do not know! And I guess at times I'm Johnny Kinda-Dependable? When I buy big, I sell some. Great post! Needs to be stickied!
my first dealer EVER was a johnny dependable. literally after 4 years of buying through him 2 months ago, he just disappeared. somehow i knew he couldnt have gotten busted, and i was right. last week i ran into him at the library and he told me that he stopped selling now that he established himself at a high profile law firm or something. he was my best dealer ever always packed it a little fat, always managed to serve me the day i wanted it, and was NEVER dry. in the whole time i knew him he was dry two times for about a week each time.
Well my first two and only two have been rip-off artists... One of them is my best friends cousin and that still didn't stop him from fucking me over. I am in the process of trying to get the other 1.7 grams that was supposed to be in my eighth.
Haha I think this is pretty cool. I was trying to match my dealer but I think she is more of a mixture of like 3 different ones.
I recently met mr. dependable, although he is also partly a bust waiting to happen. Hes stupid sometimes, dependable but stupid. bump from /r/ trees