The Strangest Place Your Dick Has Ever Been

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012.

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  1. #81 Deleted member 351711, Dec 31, 2012

    :laughing:
     
  2. #82 HBGBUB, Dec 31, 2012
    In my mouth :eek: :bolt:
     
  3. #83 ByePhilipe, Dec 31, 2012
    Hollllld on. You're playing, right?
     
  4. #84 HBGBUB, Dec 31, 2012
    Maybe :laughing:
     
  5. #85 DDV, Dec 31, 2012
    I got an infection once. Peeing blood is no fun..
     
  6. #86 BadTripDan, Dec 31, 2012
    shame.. hope you wouldn't kiss your mother with that dick..
     
  7. #87 ByePhilipe, Dec 31, 2012
    How?? Did you stick your penis in a random place?
     
  8. #88 Cheesed, Dec 31, 2012
    Rofl to this. Oh my god.
     
  9. #89 underahoneymoon, Dec 31, 2012
    Wait...what?
     
  10. #90 AR Toasty, Dec 31, 2012
    After reading this page and this page only, I'm just going to back out of this thread slowly :laughing:

    Y'all is fucked up.
     
  11. #91 Liam87, Dec 31, 2012
    Smart choice. I should really unsubscribe but I can't...been rofling all day
     
  12. #92 Finger My Urethra, Dec 31, 2012
    First time i used a rubber flesh light i accidently fucked the wrong side of it and now theres a whole on top so whenever i cum into it, it always finds a way to escape.

    Things need to come with instructions if theres any chance of somebody fucking it.

    Or atleast a "Do not Fuck!" warning.
     
  13. #93 StonerMom86, Dec 31, 2012
    LMFAO!!!

    Think we should make a spin off thread of what's that weirdest thing you've ever put in your vagina?
     
  14. #94 Omega369, Dec 31, 2012
    Toaster slit, it was like fucking the allspark
     
  15. #95 Cheesed, Dec 31, 2012
    I fucked one of these gel snake toys before. They look like this:



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  16. #96 percul8r615, Dec 31, 2012
    Acrylic bong back in the day, chea.
     
  17. #97 Broses, Dec 31, 2012
    oh heres a fun one.

    gas tank.

    though this was for the purpose of pissing in my teachers gas tank when i was in middle school.
     
  18. #98 bluntfists, Dec 31, 2012
    NEVER EVER EVER TRY TO USE ICY HOT TO JACK OFF. wtf was I thinking that day
     
  19. #99 ReasonOrTreason, Dec 31, 2012
    Beat off with toothpaste. Nopenope and nope.

    ITs cool at first.

    Then it's REALLY fucking cool.

    Then it burns, for about 3 hours.
     
  20. #100 Finger My Urethra, Dec 31, 2012
    My local radio station dared a dude to put an entire handful of icy hot in his pants, it was fucking painful to watch i think they took the video down.

    The other bad one they did was "Smallest penis contest" and whoever the winner was had to have their picture on a billboard for 3 months i think. The winner was like -.23 inches or something, due to gut fat.
     
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