The Strangest Place Your Dick Has Ever Been

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012.

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  1. #41 Omega369, Dec 30, 2012
    I'm going to be the first person to stick my dick in grasscity
     
  2. #42 SunAndSand, Dec 30, 2012
    Lol I like your avatar

    «I smoke. I surf. I get tattooed.»
     
  3. #43 Liam87, Dec 30, 2012
    The places pre-pubescent boys will stick their penis to learn how to effectively use it. Amazing
     
  4. #44 Liam87, Dec 30, 2012
    It's cool. This thread is filled with posts describing completely inappropriate places penises have been. Stuffed animals, frozen bagels, etc..doesn't get weirder than that
     
  5. #45 OtherWorldlyGuy, Dec 30, 2012
    In a banana peel
     
  6. #46 Beef Supreme, Dec 30, 2012
    I don't know where to start.. Assorted fruit, some nasty butthole, some bleedin virginas, some stinkin virginas, toilet paper/paper toil cardboard tubes. Etc
     
  7. #47 Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012

    I wonder if a warm burrito from taco bell would hit the spot.
     
  8. #48 ByePhilipe, Dec 30, 2012
    Dude. Just get a vag.
     
  9. #49 bigwilly127, Dec 30, 2012
    Glory hole.
     
  10. #50 Megacosm, Dec 30, 2012
    Burritos are cheaper
     
  11. #51 ByePhilipe, Dec 30, 2012
    All I need is dick, loyalty, and cuddles. The rest I can handle on my own.
     
  12. #52 Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012

    All a burrito needs is a $1.49 and a garbage can.
     
  13. #53 Larry Hoover, Dec 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Art Vandalay"']

    All a burrito needs is a $1.49 and a garbage can.[/quote]

    And a digestive system to destroy haha
     
  14. #54 ByePhilipe, Dec 30, 2012
    Lmfao. Touché...
     
  15. #55 Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012
    I wouldn't even be ashamed, finally gettin' my money worth from taco bell, son!
     
  16. #56 Soccerguy420, Dec 30, 2012
    Right after you order this, just gesture the cashier to lean in over the counter, and whisper "I'm going to have sex with this burrito..."

    and casually walk away
     
  17. #57 Finger My Urethra, Dec 30, 2012
    Extra cheese, bitch!
     
  18. #58 Broses, Dec 30, 2012
    youre reminding me of this gif, man.
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  19. #59 ByePhilipe, Dec 30, 2012
    All this talk of penis makes my vagina lonely.
     
  20. #60 Sir Stoner, Dec 30, 2012
    What the fuck......the only thing ive ever done was an orange peel, my hand, a girls butt and lots of vaginas
     
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