I wonder how many mothers have come home and sat down and were like, "How did this stain get on the couch?" I say mothers because I assume the fathers would know Exactly how it got there
When I was 14 I tried soaping an empty glass beer bottle and sticking my dick trough where you drink. Didn't work so well
Oh my god, was it soft and then it got hard in the bottle or what? Hahahaha And here i thought getting my finger stuck at the end of a tube was embarrasing.
not to toot my own horn but im pretty sure I was rockin a 4 inch cock i matured a lot faster then most had a mustache in like 4th grade and i think she just needed to get her tits sucked and her couch played with since she taught me that first
*TOOT TOOT * Oh ok Mr. Big Stuff thanks for clearing that one up but I'm still convince she was feinng .....wait what did she look like?.... I'm just wondering WHY she was reduced to molesting an 8 year old when I'm sure there was LEGAL aged cock in Colombia lol Then again you just might have that MOJO that the hunnies just CAN'T resist Play on player
*Get's dick stuck in beer bottle* Dispatch: *Calls 9-11 - "Yes what is your emergency?"* Kid: "Well I'm a horny little kid and thought I would try to fuck a beer bottle. I lubed it up real good and jammed that fucker in there, but when the glass touched by knob i got a boner and now my wee wee is stuck in my beer bottle!!" Dispatch: "*Laughs* *Laughs* "Holy fuck guys, I got some kid on here saying he stuck his dick in a beer bottle and now he can't get it out!" Dispatch: "*Still laughing* Ok Sir I have the fire department on the way, they should assist you with your penis disaster that you have created."
Wide mouth sports bottle. Squeezed the air out it to create negative pressure, touched the tip to the lip and let the bottle expand. It was like having a boner with no effort. ...but then I got hard and had to eventually poke a hole in the bottom to break the air seal to pull out hahaha...sigh.
I just have so many questions i don't even know where to begin so let's just say that's a hell of a deal including labor!; that looks like good quality bread.