as thier poo bombs splattered the opposing battleship, jimi and norm fire up another sticky bowl, and jimi plays a completely different version of the star spangled banner....and all of a sudden...they are out of ammo...oh noo what do they do what DO they do?!
YES THATS RIGHT FOLKS.... EVEN HERE IN THE DEPTHS OF SPACE WE HAVE ADVERTIZING!!!! "NEED MORE AMMO?" STOP AT MO'S LIQUOR AND DISCOUNT AMUNISHIN REMEMBER... YOU NEED THIS
And they bought the new fangled Particle Dispersion Rifle for the meer price of their poo. Along with a nice stock of AK-47s and a truckload of napalm. And a big.... BIG.... BIG knife!!!!!
So, to release his anger he furiously cut through some nearby water, knowing he was about to die. For unbeknowest to Norm was the fact that the weapons he bought were made of FISHSTICKS!!!!!! Luckily, as you will find out now... the fishsticks will be his only saviour in this dark intergalactic battle...
......all of a sudden..there is a bright flash, as though all of the light of the entire universe collected on the point of a needle, radiating outwards into a large ball the size of a car..so..norm, jimi, frank, john, leonard,jon, jethro, and jhon get sucked into this ball of brilliant light....only to discover they are now naked, muddy, and at woodstock, having sex with trees....but there is something strange about this...jimi is playing on stage...but he is having sex with a tree too...dun dun DUN!! ITS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!
then it began to seem as thou perhaps the trees where acctualy doing the fucking yes every one here has a tree growing from his ass!!!
***and then he wakes up on a sunny white sand beach in Thailand with a west african midget named Moogatu who is dressed in a purple spandex wrestling suit.***
and he thinks...oh thank god that was all a dream..how bout you go get me a beer moogatu...and change into something more decent...ya little rascal.
as the searing blue coldness rips itself apart, beings from another dimension step through the unzipped plain of reality, handing over a plant that both moogatu and namron instantly recognize as a marijuana plant, and then these beings of pure love hand over a tin can, containing three baseball sized buds, glistening with happiness, as norman and moogatu sit down to smoke a fatty with the beings, everyone from gcity shows up, and then one of the being whistles loudly...instantly blowing nubbins head up, but at the same time signifying to the dump truck that tagged along with them to back up and dump the rest of the finest mj in the universe right then and there...so, norm rolls a fatty takes some hits, and lets his mind reel into the oblivion of bakedness.................. **apparently its about me:S.....i like this better than the poo platter tho.
**where would it be without the poop eh?** ... until suddenly, the headless NuBBs, blinded by rage poops into his hand, like an Ice Cream dispenser and launches it at Norm, landing a direct hit inside his mouth.... *booyah!*
yes folks!!! its finaly here what youve all been waiting for... ************POO ON ICE************** thats right... for one night only POO!!!! preforming all your favorite poo time storys live on ice!!! get you tickets now!!!!!!
the kind of drink you mix up for mama... "wink wink nudge nudge" also the kind you get from iraite midgits on the beach being forced to degrade themselves by saying .....d plane boss d fucking plane.....
*tell the story i can't do it on my own* "You hear that boss???", shouted the little Moogatoo. "Yes, my vertically challenged friend... Poo.... on Ice...." replied Norm. "Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost...". And Norm transformed into his Lorry form and drove towards the wrecked Autobot City, where the manical Megatron was hosting Poo on Ice...
when they arrived, norm pulled a monstrously large magnifying glass out of moogatus tu tu aimed it at the ice rink, melted the ice, therefore disrupting megatrons maniacal scheme to take over the herb robot people of ....that city you said. note..i just sat here for fucking 10 minutes waiting for this shit to post...only to realize...i never hit the submit button... WHAT THE HELL IS A LORRY?!