The Stoner Guide *Road to the right sesh* Chapter 1 • What to expect in a sesh • - In a sesh you will encounter many things that may seem new or different than what you are used too. Also, you will always face "The Hog". The Hog is the person in this case "the stoner" who always takes way more hits than they are supposed too. This brings us to rule number 1. Don't be "The Hog", just pass when your done. Next, if it is your first time in a sesh with new people. FOLLOW THEIR RULES! You don't want to be banned from their sessions. This brings us to rule number 2. Follow the rules of the sesh. Last but not least, the most important rule of all, keep your cool. You don't wanna be the elephant in the room. Rule number 3. Keep your cool. This ends chapter 1. Now remember follow these 3 rules and your sesh will be chill. Chapter 2 • What to bring with you • - In chapter 2 you will learn what you should always bring to a sesh. There are many things you could bring, but these are the most important. First. You should always carry any kind of bag with you no matter what. Second. You should always bring some kind of deodorizer to eliminate the smell. Third. Always bring a change of clothes incase you need to go somewhere unexpectedly. Fourth. You should always bring your own peice if you have one. The stoners will respect that alot and always welcome you back. And finnaly, Fifth. Always bring a lighter and money. You will need it. Chapter 3 • Double checking • - At the end of every sesh you will always want to double check what you brought with you. There might be some theives. Always check for your lighter more than twice. Especially if it is a "Bic". Bics are like gold lighters. Highly recomended at a sesh. You don't want to get " Bic-ed". You will be salty. Also, double check your bag and always have your peice at your side. If you loose that then your beat. Looks like you will be on "junkie status", which is using aluminum foil as a bowl. So remember to always double check your belongings. This brings us to the end of the guide. Now remember all these rules and you should have a great sesh. Stay safe and happy blazing.
haha, that's what i love, bringing all your shit with you, i've got a go-bag that i use. and you forgot to say food, always some easy munch in case there isn't food available. also bringing eye drops is good, if you bring rhotos you'll get mad respect.
always include some type of surprise to your seshs as well. extra weed, special weed (some skunk weed) cool lighters, a new piece, a new hookup (then you go on an adventure), some sick new beats you found. stoners like cool shit, i do anyway.
Yea yo i feel u. Thanks man i left some shit out. Like i see where u came from with food but that's why i said bring money. Honey buns are amazing while blazed. <-- tip.
Haha nice. I like the surprise idea too. Maybe add something about smoking etiquette, you know? Like coughing in the piece. And jsox sounds cool as shit to smoke with. I wish there were surprises in my seshs.