That's some sort of stoner mistake I can see myself making, thinking two kids were black gangbangers out to jump me over some stolen weed. Great story.
Thanks for all the rep guys Glad to see people enjoyed it, I'll be sure to share any other fun finds I run across
Holy shit, that may have been the funniest short story ive heard in a long time. i gotta give you a +rep for sharing that
I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure you can tell the difference between a fucking thug and a 12 year old British school boys voice
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was written as a fictional story. Plus, the OP didn't write it, so there isn't really any point in calling bullshit anyways.
Hi, I am the original author. Seriously, I am. See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121647#2880273 and then scroll up for the post. Cheers for the love guys, glad you enjoyed it. Odd to find something I've written appear on google to be dissected by complete strangers though, I must say. To the guy that calls bullshit:- why is there always some dude who can't quite possibly believe something like this could actually happen? Seriously, how plausable does it have to be for you to take it at face value? Perhaps I should have just written about the time I just sat on my sofa getting baked and watching Big Trouble in Little China, but you know, that would've been a bit dull, do you not think? Short also, I surmise. Perhaps even just one line: - "Yeah Man, that Lo-Pan... <sucks joint>... Hes' fuckin badass... Man." Anyway, I'm sure you have many true tales that start: "I was really fucking baked man...yeah... and then..." which then proceed to end in a wholly unlikely set of circumstances involving a hungry billy-goat and a stolen policeman's hat or somesuch and you know what man, I wouldn't try and take those stories away from you - it's part of why we do what we do. Bah I won't try to justify myself anymore, if you want to believe it's a true account (which I assure you it is) then cool, if you want to judge it as a piece of fiction, then that is also okay and I thank you for the compliment implicit in you thinking I have the imagination to come up with this sort of tale. Would that I were that original. Also, and please forgive the shameless whoring of my work here but anybody liking this may also enjoy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/118759 Peace my brothers.
"I. Just. Attacked. Two children. With a Mother Fucking Samurai Sword. There is a special circle of hell for people like me." I love you. +Rep