The Ritual We All Follow

Nice dude, Half Baked is a great stoner flick.

 

My ritual has just gotten perfected and I love it(for the most part)
Every single weekend, I get home, unload my backpack from the books and supplies. Then I load it up with my jars of bud, my piece, my laptop, pjs, and a swimsuit. Then I go to my grandmothers house and drop my backpack off and walk about 2 minutes to my friend's house. Normally my other friend(closest friend) sleeps over there so we sesh and walk to Mcdonalds. Once we get back we either sesh more or I ride my bike to another friend's house. From then, we wait until his parents are in bed, hop in his hot tub and sesh it up fat.

 

Light the dankest incense I have on me, crack a window, turn on tosh.0 or whatever I want to geek to, grab some munchies so I don't have to go all the way downstairs, load up a lovely little trench in my mflb, and blast off. Fresh ass batteries and a glass of iced water are a must.

 

The actual process of getting ready to smoke is as soothing as the smoke session itself. You said it right my friend. I just play some music on my laptop and try to majorly relax while im grinding and loading my bowl. No distractions. No anger, I just put all of the B/S from my day away. Just chill as SHIT!

 

I take out my pill bottle of weed. Jump into my bed and just look at my bud. Make a playlist ( reggae and hip hop) and roll up, look at my fine artwork, turn on the xbox and put in madden, call a friend over, roll his shit up or pack his bowl, go get food and drink bring it upstairs spark up and eat an play 360

 

Sounds like you are seducing your buds...maybe you light the candles, fill a bath with some rose petals and turn on some marvin gay...Whatever floats your boat, i still prefer the whole teenage virgins in a bloody pentagram approach but heyyyy thats just me.