One day I got bored. So, I wrote down the REAL story of weed. Or at least my story of how it came to be. One long ass run on sentence. Here we go. The man who jumped over the fence while watching the cow jump over the moon in the ninth period of the golden age was given a seed of the magical kind which he took to the prosecutor of King Ronald VII and was given the reward of quite a bit more time in his life as well as five, count 'em, five new magical seeds which he proceeded to take to Poseidon, the god of the sear, who got mad since seeds grow into plants and plants drink water so he threw the man out of his raging sea and all the way to Greenland where he met a woman named IVY who blessed his seeds (the magic ones, not the seeds of his body) with a great and holy power that is almighty and showed the man how to grow these seeds into their full potential and also how to obtain the power vested in the plants so that he could eventually show the once wondrous Native Americans how to do so as well so that this great herb could be passed down but 9.3 million years later the man has died. This man, I call him HCBA because he is the one and only true High Class Bad Ass. What's your story of weed came to be?
That ain't a story. That's...well...it's a short-story?...Idk. Too high to think about it. Just like being random.
Weed started as a fruit. It was practical millions of years ago. But then apes found some. They loved it, ate it all up. Cannabis fruit seeds aren't very tough and didn't make it through the ape's digestive system. It had to evolve to survive, quick. So it started flowering and very looked back. Meanwhile, eating the cannabis fruits gave apes a jump start in intelligence and evolution. Sweet Mary Jane waited for us to learn tool use started going steady with man. Few rocky parts here and there, but we'll make it through.
A being named God created a separate mindset in the form of a flower. In this plant that bears this flower bears also thousands of different uses in a renewable form making it the most versitile natural substance on the earth. The truly enlightened humans use this plant to expand their mind and ignore the lies that others easily fall prey to. Fuck, I'm not much of a writer.
Neither am I man but when I write things that are random I just keep going and going and going...Well, you get the point. I mean mine was practically all one sentence. No teach tells me when to put a period. Plus I'm too busy for punctuation, especially when I'm smokin