Funny fast moving 10 minute clip.. "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog heads down to Texas to cover the state's highly anticipated senate race between Beto O'Rourke and Triumph's dream interview, Ted Cruz."
It must get so exhausting putting so much effort into your Trump hating obsession. You should probably make a nice cup of chamomile tea and take a nap. Sent from my Moto E (4) using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Thanks mom for your concern but i'm just fine... i keep at least a dozen strains on hand... no teas required... naps? good idea but the come while at the laptop a few times before i give in to blissful sleep...
CHATTANOOGA (The Borowitz Report)—Employing the fear tactics that have typified his midterm campaigning, Donald J. Trump told a rally audience on Sunday that electing Democrats would drag the nation back to the dark days of tolerance and decorum. Trump made his closing argument to the Chattanooga, Tennessee, audience by raising the spectre of a return to the dignified and restrained discourse that plagued the nation during the regime of his predecessor, Barack Obama. “We had eight years of talking about people of different genders, races, and nationalities as if they were human beings,” Trump warned. “Do we want to go back to that?” “No!” the crowd shouted. “Do we want our public figures to consider the consequences of their words and actions?” he asked. “No!” they thundered. Appearing on Fox News, Vice-President Mike Pence defended Trump against charges that he was irresponsibly stoking his supporters’ worst fears about a return to compassion and civility. “This election is about whether we, as a nation, want to move forward or backward,” Pence said. “And I have faith that the American people want to keep moving backward.” Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump warned on Wednesday that a caravan of Democratic women was heading toward Washington, D.C., with the explicit goal of invading the nation’s capital. Speaking at a press conference at the White House, Trump acknowledged that he had failed in his bid to stop the caravan, which is on schedule to arrive in Washington on January 3, 2019. “The Democrats are responsible for sending this caravan, and, frankly, it’s a disgrace,” he said. “They are sending some dangerous women.” Elaborating on the threat posed by the caravan, Trump said, “Some of these women have fought in wars. They have fired guns. One of them is a mixed-martial-arts specialist. These are women who will kick your ass without hesitating.” Trump denied that he was irresponsibly stoking fears about the caravan of females. “Every Republican in Washington should be scared shitless of these women,” he said. “I know I am.” Andy Borowitz
Actually this isn't all satire, mostly true and of course FL involved... suffice to say not funny especially after what 8 yrs of Geo W. gave us... tons of debt and illegal wars. """" Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States. The recount process at long last found the "missing votes" that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, making him the official president of the country. "Well, it's about time," Gore said in his acceptance speech. "Thanks to all the fine people that made this happen. It really is too bad that the earth is going to be destroyed by fire by 2015--err, I mean, 2019, or else I could really savor my presidency." Gore will be granted two terms as US president, ousting President Trump and canceling the 2020 election. "We just assume he would have won again and ushered in a liberal golden age," said an election official. "So he's got 8 years to reclaim his lost time. Make the most of it, Al, and great job. You deserve it!" Florida Recount Finally Wraps Up, Al Gore Declared President
"It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce to the world that we – the members of ISIS – are going to go our separate ways over a series of internal disputes which we feel there is no possible way back from and we would like to thank all our followers for their incredible support over the years,” a 12 page statement from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant read this afternoon after being posted on dozens of official twitter accounts and websites linked to the terrorist group. Citing “creative differences” as the main cause for the sudden break up, an ISIL spokesman published the shocking news at 3pm GMT on Thursday afternoon, sending shockwaves across the world. “Things just haven’t been the same since John died (Jihadi John),” the statement went on, “and then Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi kept on dying on us too every few months and everything kind of went to shit in Syria when the Russians intervened. ISIL Break Up Over Creative Differences
This one is not only funny but revealing about the worlds authoritarians including our resident one but he saves him until last... i think in order to paint the picture for anyone who refuses to see the resemblance... Very well done and John's last show of the season uploaded yesterday...18 fast minutes with CC.
i don't write satire but appreciate those who do... This 8 min. video is fresh today and touches on tRump turning on some of his closest allies while standing by the one that pays him: Saudi Arabia. It also includes clips of him spouting off before the election about how much they spend on tRump stuff like condos and all of his products that went bust... lol America 1st? That means tRump last imo... we need to watch more comedy at his expense to keep his BS in perspective...
Mostly too many regressives on this segment for my tastes but for the opened minded, if not progressives, near the end "NEW RULES" at 46:47 minutes gets very funny and of course... sadly it's not all satire... sad too is that regressives don't have any comedians or sense of humor.. but i digress...
Who needs satire when we have an orange buffoon flying around the world making a mockery of the POTUS? Short commentaries by this guy are very funny because it's the truth (unless you are duped by FOX News & the buffoon would be dictator)... Free to click and subscribe to his channel and likely much more truth than you find on MSM (not saying much). /// "Donald Trump traveled to the North Korean border to meet Kim Jong Un. Not bringing his National Security Advisor John Bolton, Trump brought Fox News' Tucker Carlson, who proceeded to call into Fox and Friends' weekend show and make a series of bizarre and wild statements, ultimately making excuses for Donald Trump."
Another gem from Jesse Dollemore that deserves a separate post... "Ivanka traipsed all over the G20 in her $4,600.00 Valentino dress while inserting herself into the conversations of actual elected world leaders who had important agendas to attend to. Meanwhile, when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lodged a criticism on Twitter, she was met with attacks and degrading comments about her prior work as a bartender."
I'm confused as to the point. Is one single fuck supposed to be given? Sent from my Moto E (4) using Grasscity Forum mobile app