The Political Satire thread

Discussion in 'Politics' started by SmokinP, Aug 25, 2018.

  1. An oldie from the days of Apartheid South Africa...


     
  2. 6 min. clip of funny...

     
  3. Doesn`t take these fuckers long to indoctrinate......Fuckin` sick! 42525090_317163982428135_3252184588407013376_n.jpg
     
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  4. Maybe they were jamming?

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  5. Not from me found on a blog just now...
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    Future White House Press Release?
    Statement from the President on Supreme Court Nomination

    Issued on October 2, 2018

    Today, I spoke at length with Brett Kavanaugh, our appointee to be the next Justice appointed to the Supreme Court of the United States. He expressed his regrets to me, personally, and informed me that he no longer wished to assume that position. Citing the stress of the Senate Hearings, health issues, and family concerns, he asked me to withdraw his name from consideration. I have directed the FBI to cease all investigations into Judge Kavanaugh forthwith. The investigation is obviously unfair and mean.

    I have graciously and reluctantly accepted his withdrawal and will be announcing a new appointee in the coming days. I wish the very best of success to Judge Kavanaugh in whatever his future endeavors may be. I regret that he was so severely attacked by Democrats over a false story from his childhood. That was unfair to this brave, courageous patriot. I was deeply moved by his blubbering testimony this past Thursday. I could see that he had deep feelings with regard to the accusations. Sad.

    (Note: Of course Donald J. Trump had very little to do with the writing of this. It is spelled correctly and has decent grammar.)
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  6. “I’m not asking for a crowd, but I wouldn’t mind a few people stopping by to yell at me or hurl some sort of accusations just so I wouldn’t have to eat by myself,” said Senator Graham, who also remarked on how “lucky” Texas senator Ted Cruz had been to be chased from a restaurant over his support of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

    “I mean, I eat at least four meals a week in this Applebee’s, and I’m a staunch Kavanaugh supporter who has said a lot of frankly terrible things to discredit his accusers, so why don’t the regulars here try and drive me away? Hell, they don’t even have to ruin my whole meal. Just a quick ‘fuck you’ as they walked by would make me feel like I was noticed.”

    https://politics.theonion.com/lindsey-graham-dining-alone-at-applebee-s-kind-of-wishe-1829390273
     
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  7. This is likely more truth than satire but spot on and funny as hell imo... 6 min. clip.
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    Distinguished delegates, each year I stand here as the prime minister of Israel and try to distract and mislead you, the world and the citizens of my country. All my speeches always focused on one topic: Iran, Iran and Iran.

    I’ve brought visual aids, I’ve pulled out gimmicks, I’ve revealed real and imaginary intelligence, all to distract you. Many of you, first and foremost the United States, have fallen into the trap I set for you, and Iran has become the enemy of humanity.

    Today I want to tell you the truth: Iran is far less dangerous than I made it out to be. Israel has the strength to defend itself from it; the nuclear agreement was good and better than all the alternatives. Forget about the ridiculous pictures I showed you. There really is a rug-cleaning operation on Maher Alley in Tehran, as I told you, but you of course know that in Israel there are much more dangerous facilities than the one near the rug-cleaning factory, that no one talks about.

    I stand here every year intending to scare the citizens of Israel too. True, the Israeli army warns of more immediate and threatening dangers than Iran, but Israel created those, with my policies and those of my predecessors, and I have no intention of committing political suicide to resolve them.

    And so I distract you from them.

    What Netanyahu's first truthful UN speech would sound like | Opinion
     
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  9. I think this may qualify for satire but is sadly more truth imo..
    funny anyway i thought...

     
  10. Something I just read translated as good as possible.
    Original text (german)Der Postillon: Deutschland liefert Waffen an Saudis, damit sie den Hunger im Jemen bekämpfen können

    Germany sells weapons to Saudi Arabia to fight hunger in Yemen.

    Since their inauguration in March the federal government green lit weapon exports into the kingdom worth about 254 million euros.
    Said weaponry is supposed to help end the hunger in the neighbouring Yemen a country ripped apart by war.

    "The government sees the suffering and wants to help wherever it can " said spokesman Steffen seibert " for example german artillery radarsystems help fight hunger precisely even from far away."

    Saudi Arabia and its allies are already conducting daily airstrikes but to no avail.
    Even German boats couldn't change that.

    "We're clueless" said an Arabian general "We're bombing them with all we've got but there are still 7 million in danger of starvation. I hope those German weapons will help."

    It is not known if Saudi Arabia considered sending food instead of bombs.
     
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  11. Breaking...

    U.S. President Donald Trump has acknowledged and addressed our current state of societal disharmony, by announcing a name change. We'll now be known as the "Disunited States." With this single stroke of genius, Our Leader has deftly eliminated all contradiction between our Country's old name, and present state of friction amongst ourselves.
     
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  12. Breaking News: Trump took a massive dump just now and, wiped his ass with 100 dollar bills.

    They say it took 5 grand.
     
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  13. This should start at 8:50 min. into the video, if not the best part begins there near the end... not sure it is satire though...
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  14. The CIA has been researching stoners lately and, still can't seem to get the good plugs themselves.

    Government cannabis still looks like shit your grandpa's buddies would've smoked back in the day they bought from a toothless dude wearing leather.

    In other news: Trump has slept with a pornstar back to you Tom.
     
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  15. Both the left & right take jabs in the panel discussion... plenty of satirical comments but some spot on reality as well...didn't plan on watching the whole thing but did... enjoyed all of it... Jeff Bridges seems to be the be the most anti-government one in the mix...

     
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  16. i found this 6 min. video very amusing and the odd thing is that those being interviewed provided the satire, not the guy going undercover with his MAGA cap interviewing them... he is a bit strange admittedly... or maybe just "driven" lol

     
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  17. Seth takes a closer look at President Trump openly celebrating violence against a reporter as Saudi Arabia lies about the death of a journalist.
     
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  18. Seth again... today...

     
  19. This one was hiding in the saved folder on the cell phone from days ago but well done imo...
    So well done, some wouldn't bother to stick a fork in it...
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    "According to the counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, “The President was not happy with the quality of lies coming out of the Saudi royal family, and who better to fix that than Sarah Sanders?”
    Trump Dispatches Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Saudi Arabia to Provide Lying Advice
     
  20. Funny as hell regardless of how much you agree with some of the content... some great comments in the discussion about the show too.
     

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