The police are at my house

go ask em. lol jk. wait till they knock at your door.

 

Just relax, sit down and chill, they don't get to come in.......

 

Yeah and if they knock dont answer

 

Oh yea, if they do talk to you, tell them I said, "go fuck themselves, the rat cunts"

 

Definitely

I wouldn't be surprised if no one called the cops at all, they just smelled it and followed the trail right to your house

 

Yea if you blaze down an entire ounce in one sitting...lol

Cops cant do shit, stop trippin out. Just dont answer the door. No warrant, no entry.

 

"how much can smell weed if you smoke?" what does that even mean?

 

And tell them to lick shaft...

 

I think OP is on death row.

 

Lol they cant do shit chill

 

While they are knocking on the door, sneak around the house and drop a brick on their front windshield and cut their tires and run away giggling like a little schoolgirl lol.

On a more serious note, they can't do shit.

 

Lock your fucking door and call your lawyer.
Tell your lawyer to tell the cops to lick your nuts...

 

Tell them I said 'Fuck the Police' or start bumping Fuck the Police by NWA

 

Don't panic just go to your fridge and grab and grab a pack of frozen bacon. Now go outside and show it to the cops and say "this is you if you don't leave my property". They will quickly flee

 

OP deliver! or are u in the back of a squad car

 

^^^^this^^^^

And, go fuck themselves

 

A cop isn't going to take the time to bust someone smoking inside their own home he's probably there for another reason

 

what happened?