I mean I'm no English major but I do read a lot and imo that was pretty good. Short and sweet and to the point but great descriptive words and I liked the way it flowed
but the point was that i took an uninteresting minor event and told it like an epic tale. cause i was high.
and so came eg-gozilla, no one survived that day. but im not a chocolate fan in my breakfasts, i like to kick it plain or cinnamon. such a delicious warm flavor
ya gotta go for them egg cheese and bacon on a deliciously well toasted english muffin on occasion though
Look at you Studly, writing like Shakespeare and eating like Jared from Subway. Didn't know you had it in ya.