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The Pickle Slicer

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory.

    For many years he had a powerful desire to put his
    penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any
    longer, he sought professional help.

    After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised
    Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably
    never have any peace of mind.

    The next day he came home from work very early. His
    wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what

    Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to
    put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to
    explain that today he finally went ahead and did it
    and was immediately fired from his job.

    Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly
    yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a
    normal, completely intact penis.

    She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What
    about the pickle slicer?"
    Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
  2. Hahahaha LMAO!

    oh if i could express alughter better in text i would......... thanks man that was a super good one
  4. WHAT A TWIST! that is so fuckin funny!!!

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