The Pickle Slicer

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his
penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any
longer, he sought professional help.

After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised
Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably
never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early. His
wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what
happened.

Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to
put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to
explain that today he finally went ahead and did it
and was immediately fired from his job.

Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly
yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a
normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What
about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."