Ok, same as the other, just post one sentence and the next person will add a sentence, and so on and so on. I'll start. Once upon a time there was a guy named Peter who didn't have any weed.
His dealer picked up the phone and said, "sure, I'll hook you up with an oz. of ak-47 for $20, just- Oh, shit, the DEA!"
"kill elvis for me", "dad you just asked me to do that" "well maybe you shouldn't have kicked me in the head so damn hard!"
" I woulda told u where I stash my oz if u wouldn't have kicked me in the damn head... shit" "Oh yeah, I'm dead..." said dad.