"The One-liner Volume 2"

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003.

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  1. #1 telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003
    Ok, same as the other, just post one sentence and the next person will add a sentence, and so on and so on. I'll start.

    Once upon a time there was a guy named Peter who didn't have any weed.
     
  2. #2 IndianaToker, Sep 9, 2003
    Peter felt lost, so he picked up the phone.
     
  3. #3 telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003
    His dealer picked up the phone and said, "sure, I'll hook you up with an oz. of ak-47 for $20, just- Oh, shit, the DEA!"
     
  4. #4 IndianaToker, Sep 9, 2003
    Peter slams the phone down and looks around in a panic...
     
  5. #5 telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003
    He runs out the door to try and find a hookup on the street.
     
  6. #6 telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003
    He sits down to roll a joint when a gruff voice says, "What are you doing?"
     
  7. #7 IndianaToker, Sep 9, 2003
    "Oh shit" it's my Dad.... says Peter.
     
  8. #8 chill out, Sep 9, 2003
    "Fuck man!" dad said, "I just wanted a hitt you little bastard"
     
  9. #9 telluride toker, Sep 9, 2003
    The dad takes a hit and says, "This is shit weed, but I can get you some awsome stuff if you..."
     
  10. #10 telluride toker, Sep 10, 2003
    "kill Elvis for me." "Elvis is dead, Dad." "Well, shit."
     
  11. #11 chill out, Sep 10, 2003
    well, i guess i'll get it for you anyway, but you gotta...
     
  12. #12 cowofsteel, Sep 10, 2003
    "kill elvis for me", "dad you just asked me to do that" "well maybe you shouldn't have kicked me in the head so damn hard!"
     
  13. #13 telluride toker, Sep 11, 2003
    and his dad falls over dead.
     
  14. #14 chill out, Sep 13, 2003
    " I woulda told u where I stash my oz if u wouldn't have kicked me in the damn head... shit"
    "Oh yeah, I'm dead..." said dad.
     
  15. #15 GRiM420, Sep 13, 2003
    "Oh look dad, whos that coming over here in those small ass shorts? why its ms parker, hi ms parker
     
  16. #16 chill out, Sep 13, 2003
    dad jumps up as she bends over "this fell out of ur pocket" she says as she hands him....
     
  17. #17 telluride toker, Sep 14, 2003
    A 8 ft. tall bong.
     
  18. #18 GRiM420, Sep 14, 2003
    then the dad says,"Thanks for bringing stinky back, i dont know what i wouldve done without him."
     
  19. #19 chill out, Sep 15, 2003
    then she pulls out a bag of sticky, stinky, christalized.......
     
  20. #20 SiN-Drome, Sep 15, 2003
    so dad takes the bong and weed over to SiN-Drome's house to smoke down!
     
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