Hey guys, I was going to post about this last night, but I was too tired. Well, I went over to her house around 8pm, quietly walking to the side door and knocking. She came to the door and opened it with a BIG smile. Now at this point I was really nervous, I duno why (I'd heard about the toys and shit.) So I enter her room and sit down next to her on the bed. At one point I got up to get a soda and came to sit back down. She tells me that she needs to go get changed and she walks into her bathroom. I got a txt at the same time from a friend saying "hit it!". So about 5 min later she comes out in this.... jesus... She comes out in this black laced leather bra and panties, with a choke collar and a whip. Before I could do or say anything she fucking whips the whip at me and hits my hand. I fucking yelped in pain like "what the fuck". But I played it off like you know... I was into it. So then she starts acting all dominating and shit, telling me, and I quote, "you're going to get your shit pushed in!" So I'm sitting there wondering "what EXACTLY does she mean by this?" I moved a bit towards the back of her bed, making sure my ass was planted firmly on the bed. She then proceeded to open a drawer near her and pull out a plastic bag. What came out of this bag really scared me. She walked up to the bed with the bag and started to lay out the following: Lube Strap on Dildo.... STRAP ON DILDO Hand cuffs Black leather mask with a zipper for the mouth So as I'm sitting there, taking all of this into my mind, looking at everything out in front of me, she posses this question "who is going to get fucked first?" Now I'm a kinky guy... I mean I'm down to do some kinky stuff like the next guy, but as the pieces were all being laid out in front of me, only one thought was coming to my mind: "she wants to fuck me." So I begin trying to tell her that I'm really not into this whole... bondage/strap on deal. But it was like this lady was zoned the fuck out on a mission or something. She pushed me down and jumped on top of me, kissing me, biting my neck and shit. So I'm like thinking "fuck it, I'll do what I gotta do, but she aint getting my ass." So we start to fool around, I'm doing stuff to her and shes doing stuff back. This goes on for a good while when I'm about ready to fuck her you know? So I get out a condom from her drawer and turn my back to her to put it on. I was kind of having a hard time getting it out of the wrapper, but I finally managed to get it done. As I begin to turn around, I notice that she is standing RIGHT BEHIND ME. I make a full 180 turn to face her and as I look down I see a large black dildo hanging from her. I realize that she has a strap-on mounted to herself and take a few steps back. I started to laugh and say "I'm really not into that" when she fucking PUSHED me down onto the bed and started ATTACKING ME. After I pushed her a bit off of me, she fucking hand cuffed me to her bed post - I mean she was FAST, fucking fast. I felt incredible pain as she tightened them. But before she could get my other hand cuffed, I reached around and pulled on the little tab to release it. Now this wasn't like kicking my ass or anything, but she jumped on my back and like... I duno she put her hands over my face and tried to cover my eyes. All of the sudden, before I could even begin to try and even think about defending myself, I feel this dildo start poking my butt cheeks trying to find the entrance. Now I'm a strong big guy, and usually I don't you know... I don't hurt girls. But this time I had to do what I had to do. I reached behind me and tried to hoist her over my head on to the bed - kind of throw her. But the fucking lady wouldn't let go! I was literally almost fighting her to get off of me. But she was in this weird... trance or something. She wasn't using any fucking logic as I'm telling her to get the fuck off me. She's tiny, like 5'10, 110 lbs, which made it easier for her to cling on and be all lanky and shit. It began getting worse because as we was holding onto my back like a little kid would with her father at a theme park, she was trying to get the dildo inside of me. So finally, after realizing how close she had gotten to almost hitting her target I fucking threw the bitch off of me onto the floor. I was pretty fucking mad as she looked up with this sad expression. I said "I'm sorry, I gotta go". I began putting my clothes on as she was begging me to stay, saying shit like "you're everything to me" and "please, I'll let you do whatever you want to me. I'll even take your friends too!! We can have a 3some." I felt really disgusted by what just happened as I made my way to her door and left outside. I ran across the street to my buddies house, grabbed a smoke and told him what had happened. Yeah. Can't believe that shit went down last night. Updated: Went outside right now to see my buddy who was on his lunch break, he lives right across the street from her house and mine. I started to walk to his pad when I saw her standing outside. She saw me and said "Hi Chris." and I was like "hey." but I kept walking. I smoke with him in his backyard for a while right? Well as we're smoking I decided to peep through his fence to see if she was still out there. Yup, she was STARING, like a mean old fucking stare, a creepy scary stare. She was just standing outside staring at my buddies house, looking all around. I called Jr over and told him to take a look. He was creeped the fuck out. I finally built up the ballz to leave, I could only visit for like 5 min, I walked across the street to my house just NOW, just now - and she was staring at me, but this time she didn't say anything. I walked very close to her and she just was zoned the fuck out again, staring at me. So I'm typing this right now, well I just ran to the other side of my house to peek out, and she's still standing looking over here. What the fuck?! What the fuck GC, WHAT THE FUCK.
hahahahahaha damn, i just read your update oddyball, and damn! i knew some crazy shit like this was going to go down, i mean everything comes at a price, right? damn, you're lucky you could get that bitch off of you, she practically tried to rape you! good story man, but never go back there!
Picture? Do you think I had any time or piece of mind to break my camera out? At first I was planning on asking her when we were doing stuff, but the scene quickly turned into something different.
hahaha! Oddyball, great story! Wow, that is crazy man. She sounds pretty obsessed with you. Man, I'm not sure what I would do if I was ever put in that situation, haha I can imagine you like fighting this lady, trying not to get it up the ass. +rep man.
I had to let that one sink in first. Looks like you got away with it unharmed and even if the whole thing is not true - good story!
so you didnt fuck her? when she was like "who's getting fucked first" you shoulda said "you"... n then do work. then dip THE FUCK OUT before you were torn a new one
if she really is hot go to option #2. or assume #1 #1 - 48 YEARS OF FUCKING OTHER GUYS #2 - SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH - POST PICS
Lol I'm stoned right now. Weeee. Nah but it's all true, whether or not you believe me is up to you. But it's true, all, sadly, true.
Id go over there, and make your move, she has a husband but obvisously he aint doing anything for her, plus he moved closer to his work so I take it he's never there, so basically just go and tap that shit.