The Old Lady Next Door (True Story)

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Oddyball, Oct 18, 2008.

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  1. #261 Devilsmoke1, Dec 1, 2008
    wow i almsot puked just readin that
     
  2. #262 Oddyball, Dec 1, 2008
    My thing is, I've gotten 2 chicks pregnant in my life and I'm 23. They both had miscarrigies, but I don't want a kid. I know she's 49, but I duno, after 2 prego scares, I don't want to fucking risk it till I'm ready.

    And I don't think she has STD's, she's a nurse and she's older... I duno. I think I'm good.
     
  3. #263 Oddyball, Dec 1, 2008
    Lol sorry dude. I actually did hurl, when later that night I found dry poop on my pants, which were on the floor next to her bed. Not sure how it got down there, but it was sick.
     
  4. #264 Entourage420, Dec 1, 2008

    well ya. but if you strapped your shit, like you were gonna, i think it wouldnt have...hmm soured the experience like it ended up happening. think your gonna hit it again? she also could be post menopause, so i think your clear on the preggo end. but ya after all that, are you gonna hit that again?
     
  5. #265 eric89, Dec 1, 2008
    ahaahaha

    AHAHAHAHA

    oh man.
     
  6. #266 Oddyball, Dec 1, 2008
    i just can't do it bro. I can't look at her or think about her without remember shit.
     
  7. #267 SmokingInTexas, Dec 2, 2008
    funny stuff
     
  8. #268 GrandaddyPurps, Dec 2, 2008
    i havent been here ina while

    has proof been shown yet?
     
  9. #269 full melt, Dec 2, 2008
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  10. #270 The Milk Thief, Dec 2, 2008

    haha
    /thread
     
  11. #271 LordInfamous, Dec 2, 2008
    Any self-respecting heterosexual man would fuck the shit out of her.
     
  12. #272 full melt, Dec 2, 2008
    He did... Literally.


    Thank you for setting that one up for me.
     
  13. #273 thewhitehouse, Dec 2, 2008
    wow, she was FREAKY in the sac!!!

    Dude, seriously, you NAILED YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!

    Sorry you had to do it anal, shoulda just hit that poo-say and you woulda been good.
     
  14. #274 rippin-tubes, Dec 2, 2008
    lol dude, all i can say is wow......
     
  15. #275 Seyer, Dec 2, 2008
    hahaha that was too funny!
     
  16. #276 Wade2, Dec 2, 2008
    some peoples kids lmao.......this goes for both of you lmao:D
     
  17. #277 SirBudsmokerIRL, Dec 2, 2008
    thats some funny shit right there!
     
  18. #278 420L, Dec 3, 2008
    agreed.
     
  19. #279 Plan7abus3r, Dec 3, 2008
    it was a mistake reading this well eating chicken noodle soup.
     
  20. #280 flowerchild, Dec 4, 2008
    see, this is why you don't put your D in a girl's A
     
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