The Official "worst things to say during sex" Thread

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by EASYlivin, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. #1 EASYlivin, Dec 7, 2010
    Oh yes, I did it. Let the funny shit begin. Lets start...
    Please add things from the top of your head, otherwise its not fun!

    Guy to girl
    -I thought you said it was tight?
    - I hope youre on birth control
    -

    girl to guy
    -wrong hole!
    - is it in yet?
    -
     
  2. #2 Art of Noise, Dec 7, 2010
    Girl to guy:
    So how're you and your girl?
     
  3. #3 KillerKush, Dec 7, 2010
    Can you itch my back
     
  4. #4 GGrass, Dec 7, 2010
    "What color should the curtain be?"
     
  5. #5 Casual Toker, Dec 7, 2010
    All right,
    PHP:
    now that I have you here I'd like to ask you a few questions regarding my performance, this survey shouldn't take longer than 10 minutes, and your answers are kept confidential. This is for evaluation purposes only....
     
  6. #6 EASYlivin, Dec 7, 2010
    "whats your name again?" < haha I said this one this year :D:wave:
     
  7. #7 Casual Toker, Dec 7, 2010
    "keep it down, my girlfriend is in the other room"
     
  8. #8 EASYlivin, Dec 7, 2010
    lol , " your 18 right"

    "youre my 100th! yay"

    "i have aids, jk, or am I? ;):eek::D:(:rolleyes::)"
     
  9. #9 Simulation, Dec 7, 2010
    Iono what I was thinking....but,

    "Don't fall in love with me"

    This was followed up with the classic turn-over and stop. fml
     
  10. #10 schweppes, Dec 8, 2010
    it felt so much better after the condom broke.
     
  11. #11 mөsh, Dec 8, 2010
    *holds up condom I told her I put on*
     
  12. #12 edibles, Dec 8, 2010


    OMG THAT MADE ME LOL SO HARD

    i got one

    guy to girl:
    hehe i have planted my seed

    girl to guy (after not using condom)

    what's birth control?
     
  13. #13 Slang, Dec 8, 2010
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  14. #14 GGrass, Dec 8, 2010
    These might actually be a turn on for some. :D
     
  15. #15 Neptune Bassist, Dec 8, 2010
    hahahahaha
     

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