The Official Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by HuckabeeJellyDickATM, Jun 5, 2013.

  1. Hey there Gc I decided to start the official pun thread share until you drop :yay:
    Ill start
    When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland

    Seven days without a pun makes one weak

    The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material

    I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette

    A pie went for an audition for a part in a play. The casting agent told him he performed well, but it was more of a sausage roll

    The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago

    My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet
  2. Grab an O and blow it by the O?
  3. My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time

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