Hey there Gc I decided to start the official pun thread share until you drop Ill start When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland Seven days without a pun makes one weak The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette A pie went for an audition for a part in a play. The casting agent told him he performed well, but it was more of a sausage roll The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet
My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time