The official 'post your dreams' thread!

Discussion in 'General' started by spikeystud88, Jun 20, 2010.

  1. All right, ever since I started smoking I've been having some ridiculous dreams...BUT, I can never remember them! And when I can remember, I usually forget unless I write it down fast.

    Anyways, I figured I'd make a thread and start posting any dreams I remember...so let's start!

    Date: Saturday, June 20th 2010
    Time going to sleep: 3:30am

    Ok, this shit is off the charts in terms of making sense, but I'l l'll do my best to explain...

    Super epic, super weird dream...hopefully I can remember more in the future!

    Anyways, post up some epic dreams you've had if you can remember them!

    P.S.
    QUOTE YOUR DREAMS SO THAT THEY'RE EASIER TO FIND/READ!
     
  2. bumpity bump
     
  3. Right after I made this thread I started having the hardest time remembering my dream. I would remember like 1 or 2 seconds of them, but never enough for it to be worth posting :/.

    I'm on a 30 day t-break now, and I've been able to remember bits and pieces lately...so I'm thinking that smoking makes it harder to remember. Hopefully by the end of the break I'll be able to remember them more vividly and I'll post up.

    Also, apparently no one else liked this thread lol.
     
  4. ive been on a t-break since july 7. i need to find a damn job... =/

    if i can ever have a dream that i vividly remember, i'll post it here
     
  5. Keep a dream journal and write in it right when you wake up after a dream. You'll start remembering more and more.

    Anyway, my dreams last night weren't too nice so maybe I'll not post them lol.
     
  6. took a nap today around 5...mother made dinner and woke me up to let me know. I dozed back off and had a dream that I had already ate dinner so when I woke up again I seriously thought I had already had dinner.

    Dinner was cold tonight. :D
     
  7. Had a dream once where I was walking through a big field with a few trees. All of a

    sudden I spotted a weird creature, it had a long body with large paws, and the head of

    a poodle. It was bright blue.

    I could sense it staring me in the soul, I ran towards the nearest tree I could find and

    climbed really high up into it. I watched as it slowly walked past me under the tree, lol

    it was really fucking slow. I could hear random people shouting and narrating the

    situation it was hilarious.
     

  8. I'd love to have a dream like that...sounds cool yet scary.
     
  9. Last night I had a dream my mom caught me smoking. She came in my room and saw my bong and I told her the truth about me smoking, then she she just responded "I know you do."

    Is that a sign or what? :confused:
     
  10. I get some pretty fucked up dreams but I forget most of them when I come to write them down, these are some random ones I have written down:

    Went to Download festival 2011 and set up our tent at night with the safe stoners who we met at Download 2010, we blazed a huge rip in their tent and I left by myself to go and look for our tent, I got lost and came across a giant ipod the size of a vending machine stuck in the floor, it only had 2 buttons on it and 2 songs to choose from, both of which were weird 70s disco songs. I chose one of the songs and started doing a crazy dance, then other people came over and joined in, then I woke up :(

    Other dream:

    I was in Worsley woods (some woods near-ish to me) with Drew, Dale, Mike (mates) these are the only people I remember from the dream although I feel a presence as if there are other people there who I can't remember, we were walking through Worsley woods which looked similar to Warcop (a little village in the middle of nowhere im cumbria where I go sometimes) by the stream in the village, when a bike suddenly speeded into the fence and the guy flew off over his handlebars, this event somehow triggered Drew to turn into a Nazi, and he began shouting “MEIN HITLER” in a German accent, then out of nowhere there appeared a large formation of Nazi's in military uniform shouting “MEIN HITLER” and saying it towards Drew who was standing at the front of them all, as if he were their new Fuhrer. All of this was happening while people were walking past casually through the woods and thinking “what the fuck is going on”.


    I've got more but cba, can't say I had dreams like this before I smoked.
     
  11. Last night was the wildest shit ever.

    Note: I normally sleep with boxers on.

    Last night I slept 100% nude, an in my dream I was nude the entire time. Shit was funny cause I was like crazy active in my dream. I went to the mall and even went to see the newest movie out.

    Heres the craziest part (to me). Once we were in the middle of the movie just chillin out of nowhere I had a towell around me. Dont remember much besides me tryin to leave the theater, I wake up, and theres a towell right next to me in my bed.

    I mean, did my subconscious put the towell on me in my dream after maybe rolling over on it? (For my homies who seen Inception lol)
     

  12. Dude, you should totally spill the beanz and tell her. Just do it!
     
  13. I was fuckin Lorena Ochoa and Veronica Sorenstam and tiger was nowhere to be seen
     
  14. I have some really wild dreams but I haven't been able to remember them the last couple nights for some reason. They say dreams only happen in REM sleep, and it takes a few hours to get into REM, but that's total crap because most night I'll fall asleep, have an intense vivid dream and wakeup an hour later. Sometimes you'll just fall asleep and have weird dreams but forget them immediately when you wakeup, but I have full dreams in that hour period.
     
  15. tbh theres nothing more boring than listening to someone else telling the you what they dreamed about the night before, it always ends with them like "isnt that crazy?" n its like ye of course its crazy its a fucking dream you crank
     
  16. So I was dreaming of being awake in my dreams and since I'm Jewish I spun a dreidel and realized it wasn't reality. Then I put the idea in my wife's head to murk herself. And I got hammered on the beach and played LIMBOOOOOOOOOO
     
  17. #17 Shanx420, Aug 10, 2010
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    A lot of times when I have really vivid dreams, it will be me as a soldier either fighting in a battle or just being a soldier doing random soldierly duties like patrolling and shit. It's pretty random, but sometimes it's really epic.

    In one dream, it was all like halo lol. Everyone had halo-ish combat armor on and I think I was like a bomb specialist or something because at first I was just going around some building setting up bombs in doorways for some reason, then all of a sudden we were in battle and there were sticky grenades getting tossed around everywhere, it was fucking epic lol.

    Then one dream I had was as a soldier in a more present day military like the US Army or something. We were sent into a city that was taken over by zombies basically. Just like mutant undead-ish people with guns and shit. We were holed up in the airport with a ton of civilians for most of the dream, but at one point I went out on patrol with another guy in a Humvee and we ran into a huge group of zombies that started chasing us and the car died which was terrifying but then I got it going and we drove back to the airport. Just weird random really vivid war dreams lol.

    Also, I've dreamed about dying many many times. I used to always dream about dying as a kid. Like I remember one dream when I was little where I ran into a room of the house after hearing a noise that woke me up, only to find a dark shadowy figure with a sword. He grabbed me and I just remember closing my eyes and feeling the sword sink into my stomach, then I woke up.

    Then more recently I dreamed that me and my friends were going to pick up some weed and we went into an alley to meet the guy (sketchy) and the guy pulls a gun on us, tells us to get on our knees and proceeds to murder us execution style. I heard my friends get shot and then it hit me that I'm going to die. I felt like I was forced to accept that I'm not going to be "me" anymore, and then I was shot and hovering outside of my body for a second before waking up.

    Lotsa crazy dreams lol.

    EDIT: Oh and I just remembered a recurring dream from when I was really little. When I was little I used to hate this dream, but have it all the time. Usually it would start with me just being my house doing random little kid shit, like playing games with my brothers or something. Then what would happen, is I would end up leaving the room or something, like going into another room maybe, like after being beckoned by a voice calling my name. It would say Come here, Mike, come here, come play with me Mike. Then I would enter the room and the voice would turn angry and deep and scary, and it would say, Look at me Mike, Look at me Mike, over and over, but I didn't want to because whatever it looked like I knew it was absolutely horrifying. The worst part was that sometimes in my dream, even if I turned away or closed my eyes, I could somehow still see it. I couldn't get away from it, it was just this monstrous horrifying thing. It looked so evil and I hated it.
     
  18. Haha, nah man. I mean like does she already know I smoke? I don't know, I think dreams are like the universal way of foreshadowing the future.
     
  19. fucking zombies man! its so annoying its like i can feel them ripping apart my flesh, every tooth, bite, my skin tearing, biting my internal organs...
     
  20. #20 DV, Aug 11, 2010
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2010
    I had a dream the day before yesterday.

    If anyone can dare follow this...wow you're a trooper.

    It all begins on a school bus that was heading for this camp. I had packed everything that I needed, clothes, toys, books, all of it. And my bike, soon we come across this camp and we file off the bus. This place looked wonderful, crystal blue waters, open tiki hut type rooms with sheer valances hanging down. Just gorgeous. Well of course the girls start bitching over who gets what bed and blah blah blah.

    So I say fuck it and I go try to ride my bike. Well there was one problem, apparently riding a bike was prohibited because all of us were retards.
    (I hope this doesn't offend anyone, it was a fucked up dream.)

    I start riding my bike and I say I wanna ride on the sidewalk, well all the people just stopped and stared at me telling me that I couldn't do that. I said "No I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I wanna do and I'm gonna ride my bike because I'm not retarded, this place was for retards, I can handle myself."

    Then I feel my back get hit and some people are coming around saying "take this girl to her hut and get her stuff, she's going back home". I start freaking the fuck out like "no I took this long ass bus ride and I'm not going home." I hit the person holding me and they start yelling they're gonna expel me from school. Which got me even more pissed and I said fuck it and I ran to a river
    and hopped in a boat.

    Now on this boat, I'm riding along with two other guide guys and they're telling me they're going looking for new animals and they stuck a net in this freezing glacier water and pull out all these green and black frogs. They said you could eat the green and black frogs (they looked like those small little poisnious frogs),I was starving so I did.
    :eek:
    And as soon as I did this is where things got weirder.
    I couldn't keep these fucking frogs down, and when they came back up, it wasn't puke, no liquid. Just imagine really dry starchy black potatoes coming up out of your mouth and you're coughing them out. It never stops, it never ends. You can reach into your mouth and pull it out. No frog pieces just dry black clumps of nothing. Constantly. Everywhere!

    When you thought it was over with you'd try talking but the texture of this stuff would resurface in your mouth, over and over.

    Throughout the whole rest of my dream I was just coughing up this crap and no one was helping me or anything and then I woke up.



    I have dreams like this all the time. None of it makes sense.
     

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