"Dude you came on my mom!" Grandmas boy HAHAHA i laughed at that so hard. Your mom wasnt so bad last night either she let me tear her ass open while she dildoed her pussy
There is this one MILF that was in my Math class last semester. I'd love to get withher! We're decent friends, so maybe oneday she has marriage troubles, I'll get some. hah!
I almost fucked my best friends mom. She's a single mother and basically lets us drink and smoke whenever we want at her pad. She pulled me into the bathroom once when we were all drinking (including her) and started to rub my cock through my pants. She is DAMN hot though, looks like a 23 year old although she is 38 or something. I couldn't bear to fuck her though cause her son is my best best friend, imagine the jokes and embarassment after that... -Rob
hahahaha man if i fucked my friends mom i would rag on my friend till the end of time! i'd be like "tell your mom to cook eggs and bacon tomorrow" "why?" "cuz theres nothing like home cooked breakfast after a night of ass bonin!!!!!!"
lol i just read this post i must have been completely baked LOLOL i was watching the milf hunter shit with my girl last night hahaha i cannot =wake and bake any more
Hah, yes, college Math. Dude, those jokes and embaressment wouldn't be on you, it'd be on your friend... I'd tap my friends mom just so I could make fun of him
Well, I guess I will post an actual reply of how I fucked this one MILF. Overall Ive experience it with 3 MILFS. Only 2 of them were like older MILFs. The other was in her mid 20's so that barely counts. So there I was, at a 4th of July BBQ at this park in town. I was hanging out at a table with a bunch of girls from my high school and a few guys eating burgers, drinking beers and enjoying a warm summer night. They have these great fireworks at this place every year so we always go. The way the grills are set up is that they are like communal, one grill for every 3 or 4 tables. I was cooking up some extra veggie burgers for this vegan chick friend of mine when this stunning MILf comes over to me. Instantly every guy at my tables turns, stares and totally makes it completely obvious. I just play it cool and keep calm, even though shes got these perfect (totally fake) breasts and is wearing a dress i can see her fricken belly button through the cleavage slit. She asks me if she could use the grill when Im done to cook some burgers and I can tell that she doesnt look that experienced as she is fumbling with all of her cooking untensils and struggling to unwrap her burgers. I say "Why dont I just cook them for you, its no problem" and shift my burgers over and slide hers on the grill. She gives me a smile and says thank you so much and Im thinking "wow, it pays to not be a horn dog just keep playing it cool just play it cool" Before she turns away I offer her a mikes hard lemonade or something like that, maybe a wine cooler and she accepts and stays to talk. I ask her about herself, her name, jsut the basics and she readily answers all my questions. I can tell that she is pretty turned on that I didnt just ogle at her, maybe she took it as a bit of a challenge. Anyway we keep talking, even after her burgers are done and we sit down at an empty table just chatting, sipping the drinks etc. I find out that she has a 6 year old daughter who was with her (she was so cute, I picked her up and let her sit on my shoulders while I talked to her mom which got me mega brownie points). After a bit, daughter back playing with friends, she switches sides of the table and is now pressed up against me head a bit on my shoulder and I have my arm around her, with my hand just resting on the bench (not on the ass yet ha). Ive told her that I live about 5 minutes away and that my family was at a cousin's party in VT so she casually asks (with another amazing smile) "Do you want to watch the fireworks from your house" At this point ladies and gentlement, Sheeps Jr. is standing tall, Im being stared at by every man in the surrounding area from time to time, and I am on top of the world. I take my hand, brush her hair out of her face and kiss her gently on the cheek and say "Id go anywhere with you" She giggles a bit and stands up. After leaving her daughter with a friend of hers and I say good bye and get several pounds from my guy friends and several eye rolls from the chick friends we're off in my car on the way back to my house. The whole car ride I have Otis Redding's "These arms of mine" setting the mood and I can tell its going to be a great forth of July. we pull into my driveway and make our way into the house kissing a bit on the way. We go into my room, I dim the lights (I would like to take this time to thank the inventor of dimmer switches, nice work man) And we fall back on my tempurpedic bed. We're making out now and she pulls off my polo and I slide her dress down so her mounds are exposed. Now we are caressing each other's chests and she sits up and slides the rest of her dress off. Now I get to see her in all her Mom Id Like To Fuck glory so its time for the full description. She has medium to dirty blond hair (color she wasnt actually dirty) stunning blue eyes and 2 piercings in both ears with and a nose dot in too. She has this lightly tanned skin, probably just naturally slightly darkish. She now slides herself on top of my legs and undos by belt leaving me in just my boxers, and star of david necklace (represent baby represent haha) She starts to kiss my neck moving lower focusing on my tattoo for a bit then going all the way lower. After a bit of that i pull her up and lay her on her back and precede to pay back the favor, getting her moaning lightly, then louder and louder (This was on of the greatest sounds Ive ever heard, the only better were, my current girlfriend and soon to be fiance saying I love you mike for the first time and everytime I talk to my brother, the only family Ive got left) She then whispers "Im ready for you" and I scooch up getting on eye level with her. I start fumbling in my night stand when she says, "no no Im on the pill" we smile at each other again and well Im not going to go play by play with that. We switched positions a few times and stayed up pretty much all night having sex, cuddling making out, having sex, making out, then we passed out. the next morning she made breakfast and we hung out for a bit before I drove her home. I dated her for a little bit after this but being only just 19 at the time I was definately not ready to have a relationship with a single mom who was 31. She understood and we still talk today everyone an awhile. Infact she brought her girl over to play with my brother one day last week although I had to breif her on the phone not to mention anything about that night infront of my new girl. She told me she has a new boyfriend now anyway though he didnt come. Overall it was an awesome lay with an even more awesome woman. The sex after that was great too but it just didnt work out. Well there is you actual story and I hope i get some props for writing this whole thing out.