The *Official* Lazy Stoner Improvement Thread

I changed the screen and water in my bong the other day lol
but still too lazy to smoke outside

 

Would ways to become more lazy count?

 

i was having a problem with sleeping in and not calling around places in the morning and looking for a job. i was just too lazy.

so then my girl kicked me out. so now durning the week while i'm doing shit i stay at my parents house. since i really don't want to live with my parents again i'm busting my ass to get back with my ex.

i get up and get shit done. so yea.. thats my stoner improvement

 

I went to class the other day. I might go later too.

 

nice, nice

 

I decided yesterday to only use my big zong on occasion, rather than almost everyday. I bought a mini glass on glass bong/bubbler contraption. The point is to smoke less weed in one sitting, and spread it out

 

I used to fucking do nothing and smoke. Now I sort of use smoking as a reward for getting something done. It's been working pretty well so far.

 

I used to smoke once in a while, now I work 60 hours a week and am too lazy to smoke. Go figure.

 

fuck being too lazy to smoke outside.. its too fucking COLD to smoke outside.
this summer is a different story though.

 

All of the above.

 

i set out the amount of breakfast, lunch and dinner that i will eat after i smoke to avoid eating to much. i do the same thing with munchies late at night