The official "its may 21st and 2 jehova witnesses just knocked on my door" thread.

Discussion in 'General' started by Captainbasch420, May 21, 2011.

  1. Lol.
    Yeah.
    I was sleeping.
    Then i heard "knock knock knock"
    M little fru fru dog starts barking.
    So i go look, its 2 old ladies with satchels.
    So im thinking "awwwww shit"
    And at first i wasnt gonna answer, then i saidfuck it. I opened to door. And didnt give them anytime before i said "no, i am NOT prepared for jehovas return."
    And then we had 10 second staring contest before they walked away.
    I dont know how i kept a straight face.
    Lol.
     
  2. honestly those people deserve to be treated horribly...stay the fuck away from my house, especially when im sleeping

    luckily i dont get their type in my neck of the woods, but if i saw them id def be a huge dick and be like never come back...and dont tun your stupid fucking religious views on me

    cant stand religious people, so fuking stupid

    nice move OP
     
  3. #3 Captainbasch420, May 21, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 15, 2016
    Lol i wasnt raging them or nothin.
    Im just like "its 10:30 am on a saturday. I dont care if the world ends. Just let me sleep."

    I dont usually even answer. Ill just duck behindthe couch like a secret agent while my little fru fru dog barks and howls at them through the window.
    I always try to make it into a game.
    "see how far from the door we can get before they knock"
    Lol.
    Ive got nothin against religions, i just dont like bein preached to. Lol
     

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