the official 'i'm stoned right now' thread

I'm stoned right now too.....is that the right "to"? Fuck, I can't remember. I rolled the biggest J I've ever smoked about 12 seconds ago... hehehehe

 

haha this is perfect! i am so baked right now! smoke 3 bowls of chron......my favorite my dealer smoked me out this mornin too.

 

I'm freshly baked right now....lol.....just smoked a nice blunt with two friends....

its only 1:06

 

I'm Soo stoned right now, again!!! I just smoked a couple bowls of purple haze my buddy grew. I think I got a snail and a spider stoned. I blew every hit right in there faces... the spider fell of the house and the snail stuck his head out and started sliding off doing circles and shit. I just keep getting higher and higher as I write this... I think I'll go off and stare at the wall for a while...and get something to drink...and eat.

 

nope, me not stoned right now, been stoned for 2 days and feeling quite low at the moment, I mean there was a great weather out there and all i did was thinking why are they so happy all the time and then I remembered that people like it when the sun is shining and the weather is hot.... bable?

 

im so stoned....im blazin trails.

Shiney Happy People.

 

yeah... i'm quite baked at the moment. gonna get more baked a little later

 

i am stoned.

 

Yes! Yes! I AM stoned!

Consider this my first stoned thread! YAY!

I dug out my Simon & Garfunkel cassette, too! So much better stoned. It's like I'm a kid again! 13 all over again, only more stoned.

And I still know all the words!!

 

oh man i definitely gotta take part in this, because i just toked up like 25 minutes ago! then i came right on here, lol been here ever since.

-Samus-

 

I just smoked two joints with my friends....I'm stoned right now

 

I'm stoned right now. Was mowing outside and pulled out my one hitter a few times.

 

I am so miserable right now! I'm out of weed and all I have is Xanax and some red wine which is better than nothing but I wish I had something right now. I have had a good supply since like February and oh it sucks to be out! I am pretty sure I will be able to get some this weekend so I'll just have to hold on until then.

I hate being in this position.

 

Well, now I am stoned. I found enough for a bowl so I am stoned and feeling fine now. Oh what a difference a few hits of some good stuff makes!

 

I'm stoned again. My friends all blew off our pipe and cigar night b/c they can't take an occasional cigar and are starting to get sick from them so I blazed up myself. If only I had people to smoke with right now...or earlier really. It's getting kinda late now.

 

Yeah... I'm stoned again.

I must say, it's a nice mentally charged high. Here's a tip...buy some Ginko Biloba... take one or two before you light up. It increases blood flow to the brain and, consequently, makes you more stoned.

I've also noticed that it gives you a more mentally charged (ooo... body buzz.... hold on a sec..... okay, I'm back..) buzz, rather then a fuzzy cloudy buzz.

 

Hmmm....may have to try that