The OFFICIAL I just masterbated thread.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Mushie, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. Post after you play with yourself :hello:

    Just rubbed one off and now im going to bed.



    Keep this thread aliveee!
     
  2. i just woke up and now im more awake than ever haha
     
  3. How often do most people wack it?

    When I do 3 or more times a day, I feel like a freak... but...
     
  4. 1 or 2
    once in morning (testosterone levels peak in the morning)
    once to sleeep
     
  5. Lol, now this is my kind of thread...
     
  6. Oh dear.... Whatever next...

    Keep it to the sex love and relationship forums..
     
  7. LMAO

    my fingers are sticky
     
  8. nothing is considered "private" anymore huh?..

    bump
     
  9. maybe this one should be on pandora's box? :D
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  10. just finished one!
     
  11. whoah and another!:D
     
  12. three in a row! what a record, im going to lie down and rest now :smoking:
     
  13. The last time I masterbated was in 1945. It was just after the war. I was thirteen and using my joy-stick for the first time.

    I had no instructions and really had no idea what I was doing. I ran to the garage and grabbed some of my dads motor oil, smothered it on my man meat and whacked away.

    What I didn´t know was that my dad was under the car listening to me groaning as I ejaculated onto the bonnet of the car.

    That was the last time I ever touched it again.
     
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    A small price to pay to keep this thread alive.
     
  15. Hahahaha. Interesting thread.
     
  16. let me eat my breakfast first.
     
  17. This thread is fucking retarded. And we look like a bunch of clowns.
     

  18. Holy fucking balls I almost shit myself from laughing so hard.
     
  19. Haha. Hey dudes. May I join your club?
     

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