For everyone who doesn't know, this is this Official High Times Magazine 420 things to do when your stoned list. 1. Join NORML 2. Play Badminton 3. Travel the globe 4. Go barefoot 5. Meditate 6. Learn to roll 7. Take a hike 8. Rock out 9. Lose the remote (Remember, unlike marijuana, television is highly addictive and rots your brain) 10. Demand a raise 11. Go see a local band 12. Help a friend out of a jam 13. Write a letter to the editor 14. Save the planet 15. Plant a garden (We're thinking about vegetables at the moment, but if you'd rather harvest some nice "herbs," kindly check out "Where Does Marijuana Come From?" (page 177 in the book itself) for a few tips on acquiring a green thumb.) 16. Clean your bong (If the water in th bottom is both the color and consistency of chocolate pudding, it's definitely high time for a little scrubbing... then you can get stoned all over again.) 17. Fly a kite (Extra points if you happen to (re)discover electricity while you're at it...) 18. Ride a bicycle (They're fun, good exercise, and save fossil fuels.) 19. Shake your ((BOOTY)) 20. Bake while you're baked 21. Rent a movie 22. Make a movie 23. Make a new friend (You might start by sharing the rest of that joint.) 24. Call an old friend 25. [Celebrity hit- REDMAN] Work 26. Try yoga (Just don't smoke too much before attempting to tuck your feet behind your head...) 27. Build a fort (Once it's built you'll have a great new place to smoke weed.) 28. Turn a cartwheel (Been a while, hasn't it?) 29. Feed the cat (You're both hungry, but the cat can't feed herself. Oh, and a little catnip is always appreciated as well.) 30. Dig a hole to China 31. Carve a Jack-O'-Lantern (Admittedly, this is the most popular right before Halloween, but then again, why wait? 32. Hide some weed (Put a joint somewhere you won't find it for a week or so.. you'll thank us later.) 33. Do it yourself 34. Stop stressing 35. Try juggling (Might want to start with something a little easier than flaming chainsaws, though...) 36. Doodle (Bonus points: Makes a little flipbook on the edge of a stack of Post-it Notes.) 37. Burn some incense (Just don't expect it to disguise your smokey smells. Everybody knows about incense...) 38. Sing a song to your sweetheart. 39. Study karate 40. Act in a play 41. Go camping (How do you think 'smores were invented, anyway?) 42. Hackysack ( A bit cliche perhaps, but it's a lot more fun than kicking around a bowling ball.) 43. Gaze at the stars (Take a nice big toke, squint a little, and the Big Dipper looks alot like a pipe.) 44. Laugh out loud (Odds are something's funny. If not, you may need to smoke a bit more...) 45. Practice your cheech & chong imitations (Dave's not here, man...) 46. Smile 47. Sumo Wrestle 48. Study Permaculture 49. Make love (Whoever said that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac never smoked really good weed.) 50. Count your blessings 51. Masturbate 52. Play scrabble 53. Go birdwatching 54. Snowboard at dawn 55. Do your laundry 56. Fight city hall 57. Tie your shoes 58. Overcome your projects 59. Cross a cultural divide 60. Take a walk 61. Get a massage 62. Give a massage 63. Quite your job 64. Sing in the shower 65. Shoot some pool 66. Flirt 67. Do your nails 68. Start a snowball fight 69. Ride a roller coaster 70. Beg forgiveness 71. Skateboard where it's not permitted 72. Have a good cry (It's not only cleansing, it also gives you a good alibi for having red eyes.) 73. Watch the clouds go by (Yes, we know--that one in the middle definitely looks just like Jerry Garcia.) 74. Terrorize an all-you-can-eat restaurant 75. Write to Congress 76. Staff pick-Natasha (Managing Editor) Go to the Gym 77. Get married (Scientific studies prove that cannabis couples have more fun, stay together longer, and always finish their slices of wedding cake.) 78. Live the life you've imagined 79. Fight the powers that be 80. Learn to sew 81. Love thy neighbor 82. Swim upstream 83. Whistle a catchy tune 84. Cook dinner 85. Solve a mystery 86. Call mom 87. Run away and join the circus 88. Build a sweet lodge 89. Have a threesome 90. Stop and smell the roses 91. Make spin art 92. Host a garage sale 93. Defy expectations 94. Read a book 95. Write a book 96. Take a siesta 97. Play matchmaker 98. Download your favorite band's first album 99. Sync up dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz 100. Surrender to fate 101. Comfort a friend 102. Fix your car 103. Rake the lawn 104. Find a new apartment 105. Resolve a dispute 106. Floss 107. Win an argument 108. Plan a picnic 109. Clean out the garage 110. Cruise for cool trash 111. Look through old photo albums 112. Tickle some until they cry 113. Start a lemonade stand 114. Sing in the shower 115. Blink rapidly 116. daydream 117. Do the robot dance 118. Scratch your behind 119. Pretend to be a car 120. Cultivate a fake french accent 121. Make prank phone calls 122. bodysurf 123. Play videogames 124. Build a raft 125. Build a fire 126. Wear a blindfold 127. Go hot-air ballooning 128. Make a to-do list 129. Play paintball 130. Go rock climbing 131. Invent a milkshake 132. Play hopscotch 133. Chew bubblegum 134. Make sock puppets 135. Create a collage 136. Pop zits 137. Fart 138. Pick your nose 139. Hold your breath 140. Stand on your head 141. Consult a ouija board 142. Flip a coin 143. Jump on top of a cuddle puddle 144. Use a new word 145. Respect your elders 146. Polka till you drop 147. Play dress up 148. Go for the gusto 149. Jump for joy 150. Shave your head 151. Catch fireflies 152. Skip rope 153. Stay up all night 154. Build a sand castle 155. Cool off in a kiddie pool 156. Stare at the ceiling 157. Go fly fishing 158. Work a crossword puzzle 159. Keep a secret 160. PRactice your beatbox 161. MAster the art of ping-pong 162. Call 4-2-0 on a fucking cop 163. Tune a piano 164. Visit the library 165. Win prizes at the boardwalk 166. Run a marathon 167. Make a hot fudge sundae 168. Hail satan 169. Go sailing 170. Look through a kaleidoscope 171. Playa round of miniature golf 172. Read HIGHTIMES 173. Throw a water balloon 174. Research your family tree 175. Hide under the covers 176. Play laser tag 177. Play hooky 178. Get a piercing 179. Get a tattoo 180. Spin around in circles until your dizzy 181. Learn an instrument 182. Play backgammon 183. Write a stoner comedy movie script 184. Find a four-leafed clover 185. Go trick-or-treating 186. Experience a lunar eclipse 187. Scuba dive 188. swim with dolphins 189. Watch the super bowl 190. Connect the dots 191. Tend to my plants 192. Skydive 193. Swim beneath a waterfall 194. Keep a journal 195. Talk like a beatnik 196. Head for mardi gras 197. Make your own website 198. Bartend a party 199. Visit the pyramids 200. Go bungee jumping 201. Play air guitar 202. But more weed 203. Chase a tornado 204. Change diapers 205. Try some sudoku 206. Play dungeons and dragons 207. Learn a language 208. Start a food fight 209. Take a cold shower 210. Backpack Through europe 211. Play dead 212. Milk a cow 213. See the northern lights 214. Steal the show at karaoke 215. Watch old home movies 216. Brew your own beer 217. Climb a tree 218. Make a tire swing 219. Grow a beard 220. Make 'smores 221. Build an aquarium 222. Check your e-mail 223. Visit stonehenge 224. Howl at the moon 225. Hunt for buried treasure 226. Explore the jungle 227. Take photos of your herb 228. Wear a wig 229. Draw a self-portrait 230. Upgrade your grow room 231. Study mythology 232. Solve an algebra problem 233. Play chess 234. Ride a horse 235. Roll your own (sushi) 236. Go back to school 237. Dye your hair green 238. Retire 239. Pray 240. Balance your checkbook 241. Achieve enlightenment 242. Wash the dishes 243. Check out the farmers 244. Visit an active volcano 245. Go snorkeling 246. Climb to the top of a mountain 247. Light a joint with a magnifying glass 248. Remodel the Kitchen 249. Admit you were wrong 250. write a screenplay I have to type the rest tomorrow. I'm sorry but god dam, I juts typed for roughly an hour and a half high and it sucks!
i briefly saw this in the high times book while killing some time in a book store the other day. wanted to read it all but the time had been killed. thanks for posting. here is some rep for your struggles.
What the fuck I come into this thread expecting a list of 420 things to do and there is only 250!? What is this madness? Kidding, I'll bookmark it and check back when I'm baked and looking for something new.
Yes, the book is very informational. I got it and read it cover to cover possibly 4-5 times. First book I've actually completed and understood ;] And yes ha sorry about that but its such a long list and I'm super tired. I have one exam left tomorrow and I'm done.
dude. dude. dude. look up and remember MARIJUANA FORUM. dude didn't get too tired. he was either too stoned to type the rest and was like fuck it. or he was like shit man how the fuck am i going to pound out the rest without a smoke break. who the fuck you think i am jim carrey in bruce almighty? ha
I tell you what I'll go get blazed if you pass one of those buds from your sig LA haha Louisiana is dry right now.
dont ride a rollercoaster while high, ive done it and i blacked out multiple times and it wasnt even one of the parks most intense coasters
can anyone give me the link to the full list? since i have ntohing to do over the summer, my goal is complete some on there =]
The complete list is no where to be found on the net, I already looked thats why I'm typing it. It's taking me too long though haha.
LMFAO, the funniest part is at the end where you say you had to type 90 minutes while high hahaha....yes Then I like #99, but you have to be REALLY stoned and possibly also tripping to get the full effect of playing floyd over wiz of oz. #51 should be like 1,2, or 3 lol Thanks for that list man took ya so long, here's toking to you
Dude, I just looked at your avatar and then saw only the top half of your signature. I was shitting bricks for a moment
