**The OFFICIAL Fuck Joel Osteen Thread**

Discussion in 'General' started by JackThompson, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. I was sick of trying to keep up with all the other Joel Osteen threads, so from now on this is the official thread for all Joel Osteen

    "If you can change your words, you can change your world." -Joel Osteen



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  2. A wise man once said "We can change the world!"
     
  3. [quote name='"Berzerker42500"']A wise man once said "We can change the world!"[/quote]

    "Become a better you today."
     
  4. What is the issue with him?

    I listened to some of his stuff he seemed all right.

    Let people worship how they wish. Dun bother me.
     
  5. [quote name='"KillerKush"']What is the issue with him?

    I listened to some of his stuff he seemed all right.

    Let people worship how they wish. Dun bother me.[/quote]

    Joel Osteen is one of the worst kind of people. No denying that.
     
  6. I mean I am sure I can surmise some form of argument against it.

    You never really listed any specifics as to why he is so terrible?

    I listened to a sermon by him and it is not my cup of tea but I do not see it as anything terrible.

    Do you have an issue with the religion that is being followed/religion in general/or how it was like a super mega church?
     
  7. What this God said.:cool:
     
  8. [quote name='"KillerKush"']

    I mean I am sure I can surmise some form of argument against it.

    You never really listed any specifics as to why he is so terrible?

    I listened to a sermon by him and it is not my cup of tea but I do not see it as anything terrible.

    Do you have an issue with the religion that is being followed/religion in general/or how it was like a super mega church?[/quote]

    "According to 60 MINUTES, Osteen's ministry rakes in over $73,000,000 a year. His brother, sister and mother are all minister's in his church—a family operated cash cow. In his new book, "Become A Better You," Osteen's 7 principles for becoming a better you don't mention God or Jesus Christ even once. This is apostasy. Joel Osteen is the pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas."

    I'm definitely not a Christian, but I am not anti Christian or anti anything, I am super peaceful about all religions. That being said.. This guy is a tool.
     
  9. Signing the fuck in, his fucking books are all over bestseller lists all the time and it makes me throw up in my mouth
     
  10. Well I hope he has a daughter of age that can be wooed.

    Christianity does not have the best reputation.

    People throw money at these kind of things.
     
  11. [quote name='"chzburgerWalrus"']Signing the fuck in, his fucking books are all over bestseller lists all the time and it makes me throw up in my mouth[/quote]

    Agreed
     
  12. He seems like a pretty cool guy to be honest. I'd smoke him up and buy him a beer. I wouldn't trust him though.
     
  13. [quote name='"JeetJeet"']He seems like a pretty cool guy to be honest. I'd smoke him up and buy him a beer. I wouldn't trust him though.[/quote]

    Hahaa I don't know if he'd be down. He's pry into harder drugs.
     
  14. Hes making the cash and I can't hate.
     
  15. Not my cup of tea, but I'm not gonna act like I hate the dude because he's getting money.

    If you had the opportunity to rake in that kind of cash, you'd be doing the same exact things he's doing.
     
  16. And it's all tax free too,

    this guy is a fucking genius. He probably isn't even christian ahah
     
  17. This

    Plus his sermons are not all that bad. Actually some of them are pretty motivational.

    Now don't go pegging me as super holy roller :smoking:
     
  18. [quote name='"cookiecrisp"']Not my cup of tea, but I'm not gonna act like I hate the dude because he's getting money.

    If you had the opportunity to rake in that kind of cash, you'd be doing the same exact things he's doing.[/quote]

    Not true man. I would never do what he does for any amount of money.
     

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