let's just see how many chuck norris jokes we can gather in this thread ill start-Chuck Norris started racism the day he lost a game of connect-four to Mr. T EDIT: GIVE ME A FUNNY/ORIGINAL CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THAT YOU DIDNT GOOGLE ON THE INTERNET AND ILL GIVE YOU +REP
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
I have a beagle whos official name on his registration papers is Chuck Norris. Thats not a joke, its a fact.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris....... chuck norris doesnt sleep.......he waits
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
I got a Chuck Norris type joke about a football player for Florida State named Lawrence Timmons... In a High School game Lawrence Timmons once simultaneously tackled the entire opposing team on a trick play because he didn't know who had the ball.
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