So I was in 8th grade (a horny little middle-schooler, of course) and my interim teacher gave me a detention for making paper guns or something stupid. Normally detention would have bummed me out, but not that day because the teacher was HOT AS FUCK. My punishment was I had to clean all the dry-erase boards in the classroom to perfection. So as I was cleaning the boards, and she was reading or something, I rubbed one off right then and there. It was kinda awkward but exciting at the same time...she never had a clue.
dammmnnnn thats shite man, when i need one i just say out loud that im doing it so people know and never been caught before, but had plenty of close shaves which i had to make up good excuses for.
Haha this thread rocks. I got a story from when I was about 14.... Well I'd just done tae kwon do for an hour so sat back and wanted to relax on facebook and msn so I did this for about an hour and my parents went to bed pretty early at about 10pm so I thought, I'm safe, lets get down to business.. Soo I did it once and then was bored and still horny haha so I decided to go for a second, which eventually was my downfalling XD So I'm jerking it to these 2 hot lesbian bitches when my mum opens the door and I kinda jump under my desk while trying to click x but failed so bad I made it fullscreen :'( So anyway I try to play it off like nothing happened lmao and closed it as quick as possible which was still like 10 seconds too late and continue to sit there pretending to be on msn, with my mum standing in the back in silence. She then was like "what the fuck was that?" and then I was like what? so she was like "was that porn" and I was like nooo so then she stormed out with my keyboard, said how I'm gunna be banned from my computer for like a year and to "pull my pants up aswell!"... I was dumfounded and didn't know what to do haha so went to bed thinking oh shit... The next mornin I didn't know what to do so told one of my best mates about it haha and before being in school 2 hours I had the whole damn place comin up to me bein like "yo bro! did yo mum catch you tuggin last night? hahahaha, did you finish up afterwards?" It sucked. I also got this big talk off my mum about how she knows its human and most men do it but porns very degrading to women and that. I was thinkin- Thats why I watch it biatch hahaha... well not really.... but really
Back in sophomore year I was jackin it in my room, my mom opens the door and shuts it in like .0002 of a second. She then cracks the door open and goes "Its ok" We didn't talk for 4 days
alright, so like in my freshman year of college all i had for porn was my trusted "when i turn 18 im going to buy porn" DVD since my computer hadnt stopped acting retarded. so one day i def. felt the need to start doing some work but i couldnt use my DVD on my computer since it was retarded and i couldnt use the ps2 because my lil brother made a password then forgot it so i was left with only my roommates laptop. so i smoke first, then head over to his laptop and put in the password and then the DVD. so im like getting pretty close to activating my reproduction technique then all of a sudden i hear him put his key in the door. Then im like SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have like less than 6 seconds to pull up my pants, alt tab the windows, and act like i wasnt doing work on the computer. well i got 2 out of the 3 in that short window of time and those were the alt tabbing and the acting. it was kinda weird when he walked in because he didnt notice until he made it all the way to his desk and hes like inches away then he looked down and his face was of just pure shock! lets just say after that when i walked to class his friends kinda looked at me different lol
So, I was jacking off and my mom comes in. I'm lieing on my bed with the sheets over me at this point, knees up so I'm not pitching a tent. She sits on the bed, and starts talking to me about random bullshit. School, etc. I was horrified. Most awkward 5 minutes of trying subtlety to tell my mom to leave.
I can only think of one time that I was really close to getting caught. I used to come home everyday from middle school and chill on my couch to some tube. I always seemed to get super tired right after jerkin' as well. So this one time, I got done jerkin' it and actually fell asleep with my dick out. My family is all about locking the front door at like all times, and thank God, because my dad came home from work and the only warning I had was waking up to the sound of him unlocking the deadbolt. Thank GODDDDDDDD there was a blanket sitting right next to me because I grabbed that fuck, pulled it over me, and made it look like I was startled and woken up from taking a nap. He never had a clue