The Official Caught Wanking it Thread

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by l.don, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. hell naw XD you in dallas, kid?
     
  2. I was jerking it, high as fuck, sitting in the computer chair watching who knows what, my computer was in clear view if you looked through my back door. I was home alone so I had the sound up loud, And my grandpa comes in through the back door and clearly catches me. I tucked my dick between my legs and just tried to act casual. Lol. He left 5 sec after. Thank god he's old and probably forgot.
     
  3. He didn't forget.
     
  4. Sorry bro but he'd have to be pretty old and delusional to forget something like that. If hes over 130 years old, I reckon youre in the clear
     
  5. Lol. Fuck it
     
  6. When I was 12 I had an argument with my mum and it was late and I could hear her snoring lol so I turned the TV to channel 96 (babe station) and proceeded to jack a lack off. I guess she could hear the porn music xd so she came downstairs and I quickly put my dick away but no time to change channel. The cow just walked straight past me, said nothing, made a cup of tea and went back to bed lol true FML moment
     

  7. LMAO grandmas boy only yours is worse cause its your mum xD
     
  8. I was suuuper high in the shower so I decided to finger myself. I was getting really, really into it and then my mom walks in to my bathroom without knocking and goes "I just came in to get some tow... nevermind." We are not a very touchy, close-knit family so it was just that much more awkward.
     
  9. hahaha when i was like 13 i was spanking it laying on my back with my pants down, i was staring at the cealing and just wanking it, then my older siste(1year older) barges in to ask me something, with like 1 second i managed to pull my pants halfway up my ass and grabbed a book and pretended i was reading. lol but she knew cuz who reads a book with their pants halfway down your ass especially when you pretend to read it under the bed lmao
     
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  11. Im on the computer putting in some "overtime"

    Home alone (I thought) when my Aunt walks in my room "Hey [name]..."
    I didn't hear here with the speakers on.. so Im naked and keep going

    About 30 seconds goes by and I glance over, spot her and have a heart attack. By the time I could even think what to say.. shes on her knees

    She had big tits too i always wanted to see them.. busted all over those giant watermelons and never told a soul until now.

    the end :confused_2:
     
  12. Why the fuck doesn't anyone lock their fucking doors?
     
  13. No idea. Keeps me amused reading these though.
     
  14. Half the doors in my house don't have locks and I jerk off wherever the fuck I want. That's why

    Know weed, know peace. No weed, no peace.
     
  15. I've never been caught wanking it :D

    Although, if I ever did, I'm sure the feeling would be terribly awkward. Especially if it was a family member or something.
     
  16. Not gonna lie, that gave me a boner.
     
  17. I got a half chub.
     
  18. Earlier this year, i hooked up with a girl I knew from highschool, and everyone was gone, bro was at work, sis was at her new place, mom was at work.

    She brought over her bong, and we're in my room making out and taking breaks to hit the bong, eventually getting naked and just going at it, we never got to fuck though, because my mom came home, and she barged into my room, haha i just pretended to be half-asleep, and the girl is hiding right by her in my closet, butt-ass naked.

    I still wanted to fuck, but she was turned off, she got dressed and snuck out..

    I had blueballs like a motherfucker, and I fucking fapped like a motherfucker, passed out after busting, and fell asleep naked with the fucking towel on me, encrusted with like I swear a fucking ounce of jizz. But WAIT, THERE'S MORE.


    My friend fucking came to visit with his wife and kids, I wake up just when he comes in, and he fucking sees the towel.. hahaha FUCKING AWKWARD.
     
  19. This wasnt me (thank fuck) but this happend to a mate of mine (mate A). Basically he lives in an incredibly religious household that also doesnt have any locks Im not sure what would happen to him if he was caught angering the bishop- but it would be pretty bad. Anyway like 4 years ago he was at another mates (mate B) house and while everyone else was sleeping he decided to go to the bathroom and knock one out. Halfway through mate B's dad walks in on him and I dont think he ever went back to mate b's house.
     
  20. A couple months ago i was on some unmentionables and the girl i was with didn't put out so i kicked her out and decided i have some unfinished bussiness to take care of and get my laptop and rub one out so like i said i was on unmentionables and passed out dick in hand and porn up and my room mate just was like you forgot to close you computer lid last night so i know he knows....still haven't talked with him about it
     

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