i don't believe sketchy because a dad would never nut in his daughter's face...when i first read it i was like "yes yes....wtf.....yea right"
hahaha great thread! I remember when i was like 14 and i was lookin up porn at the computer and my mom walked in just as i started...It was fuckin embarassing lol.
I have never been caught in the act but my mom did come to me and tell me the internet has a history. Oops. But the most embarrassing moment was having my uncle (who lived in Conn. then moved back to Chicago and who I haven't seen in forever) walk in to say hello and catch my girlfriend on top of me riding the fuck out of me. He walks in says hey Joh... and walks out. My Girlfriend jumps off me gives me this oh fuck look. She lost i immediately.
Don't be modest. I've never been caught jacking off. I even whacked off in class one day in school and didn't get caught.
to (Agalloch) i don't believe dat shit...you must have a lil one then and didn't require much movement...but i admit i have been so horny that i went in the bathroom and did it my freshman year in highschool!!
I got caught pounding it by a friend in highschool.. I was at home alone pervin on the computer, thinking everything was safe... Then my friend just pops in and goes "ahhhhhhh wtf, I dont need to see that shit"! That dirty bastard just walked in my house because I didn't hear him knocking. Then the whole circle of friends find out the next day....
lol i bet they were jokin about that all day huh lol!! ALWAYS CHECK FOR UNLOCKED DOORS sometimes double check!! haha
for as long as I've been wackin my shit, never been 'caught' per say. A couple close encounters but never actually experianced that awkward moment. I have however been caught 69'in with my ex....mom busted right in to ask how to spell "totalled" and lets just say it wasn't very easy getting to do that in my room anymore
yea me either only close encounters!! aye your girl should have took your dick out of her mouth and said, " T-O-T-A-L-L-E-D now can you please lock the door on your way out" hahaha
I wish mate...after mom talked about it with me...she was like "it's not a big deal or anything I just didn't know you guys knew how to do that sorta stuff, she's a dirty girl"
^^This is seriously some of the funniest shit I have ever read on this forum. I literally couldn't stop laughing after reading that lol I dont have anything like that, I mean ive been in some close encounters where ive had to act lightening quick but nothing like that epic embarrassment
haha sounds like mah friends!! that's good you still have them 13 years later. I know im glad i have a lot friends from highschool still. only been out for like 3 years though lol haha i bet everytime your mom sees her she gives her dirty looks huh!!