The Official 2011 (Theoretical) Grasscity Presidential Campaign.

Discussion in 'General' started by catfish swiming, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. #1 catfish swiming, Oct 22, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 23, 2011
    Hello all and welcome to the "The Official 2011 (Theoretical) Grasscity Presidential Campaign"!


    First Debate will take place on the 26 of October 2011.

    Current running for president are:------------------------------------------------------------------
    Username: blazethatgreen
    Reason for running: My porn is buffering, and I am bored.
    hobbies/interests:Porn, making music, reading, marijuana, film, making movies.
    What you plan do do if elected:fuck bitches, get money.
    Office:great show.
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    Name:
    Thelizardkin
    Reason for running: It doesn't hurt to try
    hobbies/interests: hanging out weed movies
    What you plan do do if elected: depends on how much power I have
    Office:
    idk what you mean
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    Username: KenjaminK [​IMG]
    Reason for running:To inspire blades to come together like never before, to uphold the wonderful environment Grasscity staff have put in place for us, and to uphold their decisions for the betterment of our community.
    hobbies/interests:College, Grasscity, weed, masturbating, and taking care of my two baby dogs. [​IMG]
    What you plan do do if elected:

    • Seek SJ's approval for the presidency.
    • Unify Grasscity like has never been done before.
    • Implement the Office of the Presidency as a community liaison to help bridge the gap between the decisions being made for Grasscity and blades' understanding of those decisions and why they are for the greater good.
    • Ensure there are checks and balances so that the messages of the presidency remain neutral and without bias
    Office:The Establishment of Civil Peace and Enlightenment - TECPE (pronounced Tesspy)
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    Username: Liquidtruth
    Reason for running: Because I probably should.
    hobbies/interests: Control/tyranny.
    What you plan do do if elected: Rule the world with an iron fist.
    Office: What?
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    Username: Psychoperson25
    Reason for running: I have a computer and internet. Also I saw and read this thread.
    hobbies/interests: I am interested in the betterment of all blades in this grasscity. You don't need to know what I do on my free time.
    What you plan do do if elected: I will give everyone angry handy j's for helping me out. Then I will start an education center so we can bring up the average IQ of the city. Just for coming to the education center you get a free dubsack and a brand new pipe.
    Office: I'm running on the platform platform.
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    Username: PANDABUD
    Reason for running: i gots two good foots
    hobbies/interests: party like a rockstar
    What you plan do do if elected: party like a rockstar
    Office: penthouse

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    Username: Gooseman
    Reason for running: The need for change
    hobbies/interests:
    - Playing guitar
    - Metal, classic rock
    - Snowmobiling
    - Off roading
    - Muscle cars, and working on them

    What I plan do do if elected:
    - Divide Music Hall into genre sections to allow for more diversified music tastes to have a chance.
    - Recruit more junior mods to keep up with increasing trolling and adbots.
    - Bring back Neg Rep for full-bar members.
    - Create a single thread in a separate section for chat.
    - Create a separate section for talk of other drugs. Any threads on other drugs outside the designated section will result in an instant ban, as to keep the threads in the proper section.

    Office: My computer. Where else?

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    Fill out the form bellow and post it up to run for the Official 2011 (Theoretical) Grasscity Presidential Campaign. Remember ANYONE can run. and YOUR vote DOES count!

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    Username:

    Reason for running:

    hobbies/interests:

    What you plan do do if elected:

    Office:

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  2. Username: Catfish Swiming

    Reason for running: To make grassCity a better place for its cizitens

    hobbies/interests: Being a contributing, fair and helpfull member of the Grasscity community

    What you plan do do if elected: I plan on Making important change for the grasscity community. I plan on making the server 100x more efficant, the talk of other drugs to be allowed and porn also to be allowed. Because lets face it... were all 18+

    Office: The Catfish Office

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    I am looking for reliable members to join my office so we can run for the election and run grasscity! pm me if interested.
     
  3. Uhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  4. Any one else gonna run. Or was this just one of thousands of stupid high ideas on grasscity?
     
  5. *sticks head in* *opens mouth* *turns and runs from thread*
     
  6. Isn't GC a dictatorship? Like SJ is totally our Supreme Ruler or whatever. There's no established office of the presidency. lol What office or powers would they have? Is this supposed to just be a celebrity thing. Like a popularity contest? What exactly was your thought process behind this idea? Also, can we elect other blades besides ourselves?
     
  7. Username: blazethatgreen

    Reason for running: My porn is buffering, and I am bored.

    hobbies/interests:porn, making music, reading, marijuana, film, making movies.

    What you plan do do if elected:fuck bitches, get money.

    Office:great show.
     
  8. Looks like we've got some treason over here
     
  9. No, we need revolution. Im down for writing a declaration of independence
     
  10. Why would you want to be independent from an awesome blade like SJ?
     
  11. Civil war
     
  12. [quote name='"blazethatgreen"']Username: blazethatgreen

    Reason for running: My porn is buffering, and I am bored.

    hobbies/interests:porn, making music, reading, marijuana, film, making movies.

    What you plan do do if elected:fuck bitches, get money.

    Office:great show.[/quote]

    How do I join in on the "fucking bitches, get money" part of your campaign
     

  13. A civil war fought with stoners would go like this...

    Day 1: actual physical violence takes place.
    Day 2: the peaceful stoners start a concert relief effort to stop war
    Day 3: we all forget about day one, and still go to the concert.
     
  14. Civil peace. :bongin:
     
  15. I was hoping something closer to the Anchorman scene with the news teams fighting
     

  16. Why that is quite simple sir, the answer is with in.

    See, I avoided your question, and still sound boss.

    I am a great politician.
     
  17. When's the debate going to be?
     

  18. Day 1, did you read my well thought out theory?
     
  19. Huh? I'm bringing Ron Burgundy and the crew, shits about to go down
     
  20. If you want to write, make the first check out for $70,000+. That would be about a year of server cost that we get to enjoy in a civil manner for free. :devious:

    Than, and only than will you risk a ban with your silly proposal. ;) :smoke:


    There is a Blade. :smoke:


    :gc_rocks:
     

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