The Night Before Christmas Poem (funny stuff)

Discussion in 'The Artist's Corner' started by piffjar, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. just sharing a poem i wrote, share yours as well

    IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
    WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
    EVERY CREATURE WAS SKIED, EVEN THE MOUSE
    EMPTY SACKS HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH HOPE
    THAT ST NICK WOULD SOON FILL THEM WITH SUPER
    DANK DOPE.

    THE STONERS ALL SLEPT SOUNDLY, BAKED IN THEIR BEDS
    WHILE VISIONS OF BOMB WEED DANCED IN THERE HEADS
    I LAY UNDER THE COVERS, MY ROOM LOOKING A MESS
    I HAD JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A WINTER NITE SESH

    WHEN OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER,
    I PEACED FROM MY SESSION TO TEND TO THE MATTER
    THEN, WHAT TO MY WONDER EYES SHOULD APPEAR
    BUT EIGHT DIFFERENT BAGGIES OF BOMB LOOKING GEAR
    AND A JOLLY OLD MAN, A STUMP OF BLUNT HELD TIGHT IN HIS TEETH
    WAS IMMERSED IN SMOKE THAT ENCIRCLED HIS HEAD LIKE A WREATH

    I KNEW IN A MOMENT, WITH CHRONIC THAT SICK
    THERES NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, IT MUST BE ST NICK!
    HE LOOKED AT HIS BUDS, THEY WERE AS DANK AS THEY CAME
    AND WHISTLED AND SHOUTED AND CALLED THEM BY NAME
    ¨ ON KUSH, ON TRAINWRECK! ON DIESEL AND THAI!
    GOOD GRIEF, GOOD RIDDANCE, IM SO FUCKING HIGH! ¨
    ¨ ON SKUNK! ON AFGHAN! ON WHITE W/ DONT HAZE!
    SERIOUSLY BRO, IM TOO FUCKING BLAZED ¨

    HE THEN REACHED INTO HIS SHINY RED CLOAK
    AND HE WIPPED OUT A JAY & HE DREW IN A TOKE
    HE PASSED ME THE SPLIFF, I ACCEPTED WITH PRIDE
    I KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT I WOULD QUICKLY BE SKIED
    I GRABBED THE JOINT, I DREW IN A BLAST
    AND IN SECONDS WAS TOTALLY TORCHED OFF MY ASS

    OLD NICK, WITH TONS OF DANK IN POSSESSION
    KEPT ROLLING UP DOOBIES IN RAPID SUCCESSION
    AS THE SNOW FELL OUTSUDE, FLUFFY & WHITE
    I BLAZED WITH THE FAT JOLLY FELLOW ALL THRU THE NIGHT

    AS THE SUN SHONE THRU THE WINDOWS & WE ENDED OUR SESSION
    A LOOK OF SHOCK CAME ACROSS THE OLD MANS EXPRESSION
    HIS FACE SEEMED TO QUIVER, AS HE REMAKED
    ¨ SHIT…. I FORGOT TO DELIVER ¨. :smoke:[/FONT]
     

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