The Most Obvious Thread ... Ever

WARNING: DO NOT READ ANYTHING BETWEEN BRACKETS,WHY? DONT ASK ME, ASK HIM --->
JUST READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH, IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR

WARNING: I TRY TO BE FUNNY, AND DOING SO I COME OFF AS NOT FUNNY SO SAVE YOUR ENERGY SO YOU CAN MASTURBATE YOURSELF TO SLEEP AND LEAVE THOSE SAVANT-ED COMMENTS AT HOME, okay now let's begin ... Oh yeah before you continue reading the entire post and then obviously replying ask yourself, what am I reading is not when it's why, ofcourse now I see. ??? SMOKE A BOWL ...

Is it just me or is it just me, I guess its just me. Okay everybody, body, body, body [ECHO]. So I was high and thought about what else but ... ¡i¡wEeDi¡i And it's purpose, if it even has any [Other than messing up my memory], I know it has but I read a post by some poster. [LoL, That's so FUNNY post, poster, postman, postbox haHAha] Oh my god, this guy was so StOnD out of his mind that he actually thought weed, get this, was planted by aliens or either sent back through time, haHAhaHAha, so we could all just ... fuck I cant remember the reason.

So that got me thinking, what is weed's purpose, knowing well that if the universe has no purpose, then wee... cannabis will also have no purpose, but what if it has???

I thought it is a DRUG, [Pardon my French Fries ... I mean American] actually the drug of choice for loners. Seeing as I like to take it when Im alone, as it stimulates my iNsAnItY, say what, now that's a good boy. Yet when I take it [actually CoNsUmE it, I hate euphamisms and I cant find a suitably autroscious word to insert here and over there] as I was saying chicken tastes better when you have AIDS. Just kidding, I apoll-13. I appologise to all you AIDS suffererers reading you must feel crap knowing there's no cure or even something to aId in your suffering.

Enough with the chitter chatter and back to the latter, weed is for loners, but can also help with boners ... okay that was the last straw Im going to delete this useless thread ...

As I was saying weed also has social aspects to the high [They are not good at eXtReMe doses] and that leads me to believe my theory that weed is for stoners, is actually sound, haHAhaHa.

But cannabis [If you will, do it, then do it, again and again, you get the picture, if you dont then get it?]???. Cannabis takes me back to the days, I dont know if its just me but, if it is then it might be you two? The old days when you questioned everything, kids man they want to know everything ... just like [Actual] stoners and people who want to know everything. It also make me more emphatic and sometimes i feel the need to emphasize things.

So to recap, makes me question everything that's logical and makes me empathic oh and it made me understand art, before I thought artists were Savants, but now I think they are probably dead by now. Seriously music, art, movies and Tv. [Hanna-Barbera, Some Disney, Looney Tunes, Adult Swim] I finally get that shit and there's still people who don't obviously because they don't smoke or CoNsUmE cannabis, well possibly.

By now you're probably asking what the fuck is the point of this thread, well that's obvious.

Why don't some people get surreal tv? Why can't they see the subtle messages in the TV shows? Why do they only see what is being shown, or actually shoved into their oh so stubborn brains? Why are you still reading, who knows. What is the point of this thread, what is meaning?

 

Whoa, I don't know wtf I was thinking writing this, so if anybody knows how to delete this thread, feel free to.

 

I just feel the need to translate this ...
LOL.

Have all South Africans mad as you?
Fucking retard.
Wtf, u sound fuuuucccckkkiiiinnngggg retarded^2

And yeah I am retarded, if retarded means that I see the world for what it is ... pretty fuck'd up. Why do we follow rules??? No matter how you string words together, the listener/reader will never truly grasp it's meaning.
And I was stupifyingly high when I started this thread ... Aaahhh good times ^3