The most embarrassing moment of my life

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Baloobas, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. I'm pretty bored at the moment so I thought I might tell you the story of the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to me, stay a while and listen if you want.

    It all starts in the tenth grade, last week of school for the year and I'm changing schools at the start of the next year.

    This girl I was holding a torch for weasled me into drama class and throughout the term we were studing and rehearsing Romeo & Juliet. She was playing Juliet and I was going to be romeo:eek:. So we spend I don't know how long preparing and getting ready for the play which would take place on a monday afternoon and school finishes in the thursday.

    On the big day I'm bacikstage pacing around in circles, I have an imense fear of public speaking and I'm thinking 'why the fuck did I do drama, why the fuck did I ask to be Romeo, but hey, there will be lots of lovey dovey scenes with this girl so that's cool I guess. Then the news came in. Our drama teacher - Mrs. Pratt, makes Phyllis Diller look like Jennifer Alba - come in, Bad news Romeo, she says
    Juliet won't make it.
    Oh well, I say, there's always tomorrow.
    The show must go on, Romeo, that was the first thing I taught you. I will be playing Juliet.

    So there I was, on stage, singing sonnets to this old bitch. The crowd laughed a bit but stopped after like the first 20 minutes or so. This play was all in Elizabethin language, nobody understood a thing about what was happening on stage, the entire crowd of about 800 people, students, teachers and quite a lot of parents where there staring blankly and dozing off.

    The girl I signed up to act with wasn't there.

    I was acting with some old lady.

    Nobody cares what is going on, they have to be there.

    Last week of school.

    Never going to see these people again....

    Fuck it.

    We get to the point where Juliet says 'O think'st thou we shall ever meet again?', and I turn to the crowd with this big fucking stupid grin on my face, 'Yeah' I say, 'If you suck my dick!'







    Silence, not one word in the whole theatre. I look back to Mrs Pratt who is starring at me like I had smashed the Ten Commandments. I standed there for a good 15 seconds of silence before a murmering starts in the crowed. My grin gets smaller and smaller the more I realise that nobody found it funny. I walk off stage left with my head down, skipped the rest of school and never saw any of them again.

  2. I love you.
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  4. Lmao!! thats awesome dude.
  5. LMAO..That's really embarrassing and very disappointing..
  6. this.
  7. Who the hell is Jennifer Alba?
  8. wow what a lame ass audience lmao.

    i wouldve been the only one in there laughing my ass off
  9. I would have been the one guy in the audience busting up laughing man haha +rep
  10. If it's any consolation to you, if someone yelled that during a serious play, I'd literally shit myself laughing and be forced to exit stage left with you.
  11. If I were there, I would have gave you a standing ovation! :wave:
  12. I wish I was there, that's hilarious.

    Fuck those haters, that's some funny shit :D
  13. Is this for real? I find it hard to believe not one person in the audience bursted out laughing...must have been an audience of prudes :confused_2:
  14. ahahah thats fucking funny, props man.

    can't believe you didn't get a single laugh though. has the world gone mad?
  15. bahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaj thats
    fucking hilarious man
    thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning :smoke:

  16. LMAO!!! I cracked my ass up when I read that, too.
    oooooooo fuck... :smoke:
  17. Thats not embarassing, that is rep worthy.
  18. oh my god lmao you probably just said it at the wrong moment and while everyone was all zoned out....oh man thts fuckin funny! + rep

    how old are you now? did u ever talk to the girl again i woulda flipped out on tht bitch
  19. Lol people probably had no idea what was going on and thought it was part of the show hahahaha
  20. I would of laughed so hard I'd have shit out my dick.

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