In my grade 12 english class a while back this catholic chick started this like 10 minute debate about god and all that junk, and i was really stoned sitting there zoned out...And for the record when i hear crap like this i tend to keep'r real and go all out and shit, and i dont know the whole story of god and all that, but i just kinda put what i knew into perspective for her rather blunty...I was just sitting there, heard what she had been saying, zoned in, turned and looked at her infront of my whole class and said "Ok, so your trying to tell me that some asshole found a bunch of tablets that some mystical being chizzled, had his son nailed to a fucking cross AND wrote a book, do you have any fucking idea how ridicilous that sounds? Do you smoke crack?, ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK RIGHT NOW?" I tend to joke around with stuff like that, but i try and make it seem like im not joking around just to see the reaction in peoples faces...This was not one of those times, and i wish it would have been. I made myself look like a complete ass, lol, but i've grown accustomed to it.
Well I had this car one time it was a piece of junk and I couldn't get the door open so I figured it was broke. So for like a month I climbed in through the window. One day I was hanging out with these people and one of the guys was like why do you climb through the window. So I told him that the door was broke and wouldn't open. Then he leaned over and unlocked it. Everyone laughed for like a week about that.
this wasnt exactly embarassing but it was a CLOSE AS HELL CALL. was a while back when i lived at home. my mom loves them spitz bbq sunflower seeds. she ran otu and i had some in my room. but i was in my bed chokin the chicken my computer sont he other side of the room with porn full screen. she walks in and aks "hey can i have some of your sunflower seeds?" i freak cuz they are right in front of my monitor. so i say "no no wait i'll ge thtem for you!" and she just walks over to the desk. grabs the bag and fills up a little bagy of the seeds. then proceeds to close the bag and walk out not noticing a single thing on the computer. needless to say... i was shittin bricks cuz of it.
okay not me but me and my friends were drivin around and smokin well we are BAKED like dude idk how much we smoked but way more and way better stuff than normal. but anyways he goes to buy more from his dealer and falls face first out of th explorer type car thing and were all laughin. well we get back to my house and he goes to get out and falls again this time i seriously was seconds from urinating in my under garments lol but ya seriously you had to be there to appreciate it in its all. btw this all happened in under 20 mins
Very great/hilarious posts by the people of grass city! Anyways, one time i was at my sister's house and i was suspecting to stay there for one night and i ended up staying there for 3 days,FYI. So the first day we go to hooters which was a birthday present from like a month or 2 ago . So yea i was checking out the ladies of cource, looking alright lol. After that we went outside and he was like "here hit this" totally unexpected it was a standard baseball bat pipe so i hit that and got a little high cause i fucked up. OK so here's the point, we got back to their house and the first night her bf said "i have my room as the smoking room (my heart jumped a little cause i was so happy) and your more then welcome to go in their and smoke" so first thing i went up there with him and he showed me it and he said i could smoke anything on the table and that im more then welcome to smoke some of the shit he stored so i was just too happy for u guys to imagine and he left and i opened the box which had the shit in it and it had like an slice of some flat weird green weed so i smoked all of that and was like wow im actually pretty high lol which i was not suspecting what so ever. so the next day i smoked some of my shit and they were like "we are leaving to go to work im so sorry u can stay here and play xbox, watch movies, smoke etc. so of cource those were the only 3 main things i did. They left, i went up stairs and found the half o and just smoked like 2 gs and was RIPPED as fuck cause he had a steam roller (glass on glass with a sick bowl) and i smoked what was in it at first but then put in the 2gs. The 2 gs lasted like 30 minuetes which was incred cause it took sooo long to cash it in that peice. On this second day i smoked a total of like 5 gs and 1 g with him so the next day he said " Do u want to stay here cause we are going to work... ( I was so friken happy again)". So they left and i went up stairs, noticed he left me about 4-5 gs cause he rolled a 1-2 g blunt and he didnt noticed any was gone! So i took advantage of it and ripped a bong for like 45 minuetes and then rolled a blunt and then rolled a FAT J. I noticed i smoked like almost all of the weed and then put the rest in my pocket( Yes what a douchebad move...) cause i thought that he wouldnt notice. So, they get home, im retarted as fuck and he goes upstairs with his dog like " WANNA GET HIGH DOG" i was laughing but i was thinking in my head fuck fuck FUCK!!! He came down stairs and said "WERES THE WEED MAN" i was so scared i was just like here u go and gave him the bag.... I felt like such an asshole stoner that i walked up stairs and was telling him that i was just rollin a j and put it in my pocket by accident and he dumped it out and he said "Dude, this is it man?" i was like "Really im sorry, i just smoked and got over hand, ill pay u back if..." "Nah, (devistated he was) i can roll a L with this" and i really just felt soooo bad. That wasnt even the worst, last weekend i get a call from my sis saying "He wants to take u to that show, but we think you stole something when you were here" i was so pissed i was like "Um, i changed and i would never do that, Why would i steal from someone who gave me the oppurtunity to go into his room and smoke all i wanted" and it just ended up they found it and i just said "i dont want u to think im a bad kid so i wont get mad this time but next time if u do that im gonna be pissed cause i wouldnt suspect u thinking i would do that" and it ended up he didnt birng me to the show and i went with me adn my buddy by our selves (FUCKING AWSOME CONCERT!!) Sorry for this long story but really, i learned not to over due something when you are allowed to do it, expecially with their shit.
This one time i was at work (i'm a grocery clerk) and i was spacing out.... walked right into this giant pez display.. Dude.... there was pez all over the floor. 30 min clean up, no joke.
the most embarrassing YET is when i was taking a swig if pop and my friend put on a song with a wierd beat and said "imagine a fat kid walking to this" so i closed my mouth tryed not spit it out but it was sooo funny my friend was like "dude no..." and i opened my mouth and like a waterfall spilled out. 4 people started laughin for like 5 minutes.
so my eyes were super red and i go into a pharmacy to get some drops. i have never been inside this pharmacy so i was afraid i would get lost as i was high ass hell. there was a lady in the front who worked there so i asked her where the eye drops were. convo goes as follows: me:excuse me, where are the eyedrops? lady clerk: OMG!!! (she says this as she points, stares, and gets closer to my face) UR EYES ARE SOOOOO RED!!! the eyedrop are over there.... me: ummm...k... so by this point everyone is just starin me down with that kind of look that dissaproves of me smokin...freakin douche bag lady blew my cover..
what the fuck is it with people doing shit like/being suspicious when we're in public it used to be a buzz kill for me but i've somehow gotten myself to just laugh when people realize i'm high, you should try the same. it really lightens the situation (for us lol)
when i first started smoking probably like my 4th tiem or so we smoked outa this grateful dead hooka and i was laying on a bed and the bars ont he back of it felt as tho they were coming threw me and i freaked out and started screaming that i was stuck and couldnt get my arm out... but after leik 10 seconds or so i was normal again all my friends at the time laughed at me for so long..
haha this happend yeasterday i was high with a freind and we had to wait for his car to be fixed so we walk around looking for a place to smoke so we head up this awsome little pathe we get more high, then im playing in the snow and my friends building a joint then theres a old lady right behind him we look up and continue rooling and laffing a t her hahahah
damn i was high as shit the other day with my friend and his cousin and were chillin and we go to burger king. We see my other buddy there and my other friend goes to the bathroom to sell him a joint. Well when they were gone my friends cousin went and sat on one of the pole things for the line and hes like check it out come sit down. I go over and sit and the pole breaks and he falls off and i just start laughing my ass off along with like 10 other people in there. I was so high and I was trippin out hard though ahaa.
I was stoned as hell, it was around 5 AM after a party at my friends house. So I was walking home stoned out of my mind, and I went to open the door, went inside and fell asleep on the couch downstairs. Woke up next morning to have my neighbors looking over me saying "What the fuck?" and I yelled "Mom when did you invite the neihgbors over? You never told me." Then my neighbors said "You fucking idiot, this is our house. You fell asleep on our couch. You came inside, ate cat food, then threw it up on the floor, then fell asleep on our couch." So then I left, and they moved. This was a year or so ago.
I fell. I was with my other friend and it was just me and her and luckily no one else saw. But i slipped on black ice and fell right on my ass. Had a twelve inch bruise for like a month.
When my friend first started smoking, he tried to ash the bong by tipping it upside down and ashing it. He spilled the water all over my other buddies floor haha...he was blazed tho and it was his first time smoking a bong, but still pretty embarrassing.
One time me and a friend had the munchies and decided to walk over to a ice cream place. we ordered and I handed the cashier a 20, she tried to unfold it and says "what the hell is this????" apparently I had stuck a piece of gum on the 20 dollar bill and folded it up and forgot or didnt realize i was putting gum in 20 dollars haha Another time baked out of my mind about to go smoke some more. We were walking across the street and a car comes flying around the corner so I kinda do a fast walk/jog to get to the sidewalk and fall flat on my face